Carson, Texas Cryptid

Y'all. Never let me do school again if I'm working full time. If I start making those noises, please whack me with a pool noodle or something. This semester is MISERABLE.

Good job Neptune!! 😍

I just don’t know what to do, because I hate confrontation and we’ve been friends since college, so over 10 years. I was chewed out for not being “sympathetic enough” when someone’s grandfather died (I absolutely was), and I’ve always acknowledged and followed up on the other’s medical stuff.

You know what? Fair, Luke. Totally fair.

Hey Anna! I haven’t published yet.

I don’t know why I’m surprised—when I came out as non-binary to them, they didn’t care either, and they still misgender me every damn time.

I have shit friends.

Love how my two “best friends” expect me to care and react and be there for them when life-altering events happen, but when it happens for me, apparently I don’t get the same treatment. It’s been over 24 hours since I told them of something life-altering for me, and *crickets*

Oh yeah, I was incredibly upset with that. But the very end of the show? Chef kiss.

I watched it and it was wonderful! I just don’t think it was as strong as Midnight Mass.

Made the mistake of playing “am I hungry or is it depression” all day (I was hungry)

I miss my old writing community 😭

This pyrite was super excited to be on display at the Museum of Natural History.

A very large roly-poly light brown bunny rabbit wearing a tiny SF Giants ballcap is cuddled by a man wearing a Giants jersey.

please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed

LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.

Ok but why am I falling in love with the idea of moving to DC? Is it all the pride flags and the indie bookstore? It’s the pride flags and indie bookstore, isn’t it

YAAAAAS HE’S BACK!!!!

Ok but what if we all faked our deaths to get out of our student loans

So I think I got blocked from the DoE’s DEI snitch site? I’m sending in serious reports, people

a man wearing a blue sequined jacket and a clown face paint ALT: a man wearing a blue sequined jacket and a clown face paint

Listen, I don’t know how to do it so don’t tell me to just do it.

If someone doesn’t take the part of Papa V spinning in the Satanized video for Ghost and put “You Spin Me Round” by Dead or Alive, it will be one of the greatest missed opportunities ever.

Cackling

Resist 😘✌️

Of course! If you’re able to see your doctor about it, do it—they can give you stronger stuff that’s better and waaaay less expensive than Prilosec (I pay like $5 a month)

So! I was doing this too until I could see my doctor. All Prilosec is, is omeprazole, which my doctor then put me on a prescription for and it’s significantly less expensive and more effective than buying Prilosec for every month.

Guess it’s time to take down the Christmas quote and put something else up, huh

My new rule of thumb for fielding AI bot spam callers will be to make them prove they’re a real person by singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

Hey so my intrusive thoughts are less “hurt yourself” and more random memories like “remember that time your dad said your voice sounded bad because you’re fat and you’d sound better if you got in shape?”

It’s not just me, right?

Pure bliss

Nope, it just started back in August 🫠

This is beyond dystopian. We don’t even use that much electricity.

a little black lab puppy sits on two concrete steps with the most defeated expression on its face. all four of their paws are tucked onto one step, while their booty is plopped on the step above. this could be permanent for all we know.

This is Moose. He’s had a very long day. Tried to go down some stairs but got stuck. 13/10 someone please help Moose

I only remember going out once with my family when it was snowy/icy and it’s only because our power was out. But I also remember the retail idiots. No one was buying a guitar in the middle of an ice storm.