grug porter bridges

a collection of merch I got from new friends fest drought EP drought LP snowing LP new friends poster x 2 snowing hat

show me an acreamo money spread

hie

sorry I was getting my shit rocked all weekend by screamo. I've been doing my hair in a cute way tho

I'm an engineer in a film. they call me four eyes and tell me to say it again in English. tonight I'll sit alone in my apartment, nursing a bottle of whiskey like it was a first love and hold my grandfathers colt 1911 to my temple like a lifeline. the phone shakes me out of my reverie. another job.

it's kinda upsetting how hot I was early transition compared to now

addendum I hate almost every musical except for fiddler on the roof and maybe rent

I was a musical theatre fag not because I liked acting or singing but because they let me play in pit band

my favourite living situation I've ever had was an activist house where we had a rotating cast of ND activists and socialists and it was the most politically formative experience of my life

I once won a BJJ sparring match against a jacked US army veteran in 30 seconds flat (to be fair, she was also new to it)

I've also had a concussion or head injury every year of my bachelor's

I've had an electrical fire every year of my bachelors

I actually picked up both of them at once! tho I preferred homework. I had to use my Chinese new years money for it

I got them because I saw a Megaman flash animation of aerodynamic, that's a song I kind of want to do an arrangement of eventually

when I was 18 I was lonely and didn't have friends who were into punk music so I would go on Omegle and put "midwest emo" as my interests and the guys from Studying (who ended up in gif from God) bullied me into listening to metalcore

I also didn't know what white ppl listened to so I went to the public library and borrowed as many radiohead and Weezer CDs as possible. the first CDs I owned were daft punk

when I was in sixth grade I didn't know what emo was so I read the Wikipedia page for emo and listened to a bunch of dischord records and that's why I'm like this today

fridge magnets spelling out you are fruit derogatory

good afternoon

oh yeah bluesky oomfs don't know about drug dealer due to underwater robot fire arc or the abandoned naval base beside the rocket startup arc

my first girlfriend broke up with me while I was playing league of legends

I majored in mechatronics because I wanted to fuck zero from Megaman x

when I was choosing my name while I was transitioning I was going by post malonialism online. and then I got banned from Facebook so I changed it to toast malone.

one of my first special interests was particle physics I did my fourth grade science project on it

I cosplayed both cactaur and fuyustuki from Evangelion in elementary school

good try I am never going to read that

i used to write haikus about cannibalism in people's yearbooks in high school but no one got the joke so I just looked like a freak

the only tattoo I have on me that isn't related to an emo song is a flower that an activist teacher took a picture of during an indigenous funeral. he was assassinated in 2022

i played in 10 out of 14 bands in our high school battle of the bands

when I came out to my mom she was really open to the idea at first until I started explaining he/him butch lesbians

I didn't get my black belt in karate because I went to university and they didn't have the style I trained in there

I'm thinking a lot about math lately

one like one piece of toast lore