Ty Taylor

head injury is a beautiful name for the reason i’m calling off work tomorrow

My mom said you guys need to start reskeeting my jokes more

Well articulated. Thanks. -Bill

We’re going to be okay. I promise.

Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.

I don’t know what to make of Wonder Man, but I do know it will make horrible people angry, so 🤷‍♂️

"Trump fumes FBI went through Melania’s drawers" ~ Knewz
Why was he upset?
Was she wearing them at the time?
Inquiring minds.....and all that....🤣
Meanwhile. Death watches TACO, and waits. tick...tick...tick
EPSTEIN!!!

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This newspaper would like to offer our sincerest apologies to Mr. McEldroon, his lovely wife Peggy, and their beautiful children, Michael and Sally. We recently visited them at their home, located at 18 Maplewood Lane, to express our regrets personally.

Personal Fun Fact:

I was the first person ever to wear oversized sunglasses in a wedding photo booth pic.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop disassociating.

*me challenging a group of teens to a pickup basketball game*
who wants a game
*I try to rip off my sweatpants but they're not tear away and I just tug at them until I fall down*
I got next

Minnesotans are fighting back against ICE and right-wing media propaganda in the most American ways possible: peaceful protest, Pickle Rick costumes, and tossed lunch meat

Trump is trying to bully the Fed chair into lowering interest rates.

Politicians--only take the stage for votes or money
White Chicks--addicted to whatever gets them applause or a quick rush. #poseurs

-Not one from Joy Reid. @joyannreid.bsky.social
-Not one from the NAACP.
-Not one from THE VIEW.
-And not one from all y'all white KUMBAYA liberals.
-But y'all can cry over a white girl getting shot for trying to -run over an ICE agent?
OH NO!
#BlackStandardCollective

La France rejoint le Danemark pour des manœuvres au Groenland, tensions avec Washington en hausse. Pendant que le monde fixe ce théâtre, l’argent public s’évapore vers les ultra‑riches. Si l’énergie vouée à haïr Trump servait à voir ce qui dure depuis des siècles.

The goal here is martial law. It’s martial law. Let’s be clear about that.

Anyway, here are the usual gang, this time pictured snuggled up with pink blanket. Pink. The arch! The toes! The lonely, lonely feet. #FemaleFeetCreators #PerfectFeet #PrettyFeet #Feet #feetfinder #milf #realnsfw #nsfwsky #natural #body #lewds #spicysky #skyhub #fyp @properpurveyor.bsky.social

❄️So cold! Keeping cozy with pink, silk blanket!❄️

➡️FYI: I expanded operations to other sites.⬅️

#FemaleFeetCreators #PerfectFeet #PrettyFeet #Feet #feetfinder #milf #realnsfw #nsfwsky #natural #body #lewds #spicysky #skyhub #fyp @properpurveyor.bsky.social

As I recall, Jackson was guided in his wild behavior by a set of principles.

Trump's unpredictability is directed exclusively by service to himself.
#Bluesky

Imagining it is Clinton's peepee

I am new and awkward but slung this thing together. A real bouillabaisse of characters from huge movers and shaker to smaller citizens to bands and music and politicians.

I like them all and you might.

But let me tell you one thing: this took forever. Like....forever.

go.bsky.app/5ooLbx1

This guy gets it: community, spirituality and discipline.

NEVER EXPECT A SINGLE FUCKING THING FROM POLITICIANS

Take that energy on the campaign trail.

I am a hard core consistent: bitch about Venezuela but pretty psyched about Ukraine. Fuck off.

Until every immigrant, homeless, addicted person in the United States is taken care of, we have no business ANYWHERE else in the world.

Remembering Mark Twain's book "A Pen Warmed Up in Hell."

#LiteratureSky

Most excellent. Can confirm. No cap.

Maybe I started getting political as a kid when I asked a lot of questions.

And the answer was always: "You have oppositional defiance disorder and go take your Ritalin."

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Using up all self-restraint. I'm into 2027 self-restraint reserves.