What a day! Glad you’re okay and I hope you get some rest this weekend. 💕

Does everyone else get a bunch of sponsored ads for private/semi-private jet services or does social media vastly overestimate my wealth?

The problem with pig tails: one is always perfect and you can never get the second one to quite match.

Also, it turns out I don’t need Ozempy, I just needed my husband to leave for a week because I don’t know how to feed myself.

My Halloween costume from 2009 fits 😍😍😍

Without any encouragement from me, my kids decided they didn’t want to go to the obnoxiously busy Halloween parade tonight and I’m so excited to stay home.

If I were a hot glue gun in my house that hasn’t been used for 6 years, where would I be?

I’m not having an issue.

She is the CUTEST 💕💕💕

A woman named Kay keeps posting “Every Kiss Begins With Kay” on all of our independent store’s social media posts and this is why my generation hates boomers.

I didn’t realize my husband’s phone gets notifications when I turn on the sauna, but now I know how he magically appears when I just want to roast by myself.

Tough couple weeks for Iowa State...

But, in a very real way, if he actually had decent sheets, real furniture, etc. I would be SO concerned that he isn’t as single as he says he is.

I have no opinions of note on the new album because there’s no way my sad dad emo heart was going to prefer a Max Martin produced album over anything Aaron Dessner touched.

Why do I have this stuck in my head?

If adults can’t introduce themselves to other adults, that’s on them.

OFC Eldest Daughter hits.

Liberal parents with a boat >

I think, unfortunately, the only thing that helps me with weather-related travel anxiety is simply overpacking. I went from being someone that could do 10 days in Europe in a carry-on to being someone who needs to check a bag for 4 days.

My biggest beef with Sirius is that they always get rid of the good channels.

If I’m in the city without my kids, I want to be in the city not the burbs. Skeeball will definitely be my game of choice if we end up going that route.

My husband told his friend he could ride with us to Chicago and now I’m stuck going to Dave & Busters or a board game bar?

Send help.

2009 Michigan or 2021 Penn State.

I had the opportunity to buy a last minute ticket in Chicago and I just couldn’t. I was so exhausted from everything else I had going on. I’m sure you made someone very happy by reselling yours!

I have a CW (younger than me) that sends all emails in all caps and it’s just SO aggressive.

This is fair. You can’t give up free flights.

Same. I wasn’t approved to go to a conference in Boston but now I’m forced to go to FL 🙃

*whispers* I still don’t quite understand how sports betting works.

I forgot about how good those are…

I know I’m not a real adult because I essentially drink a caffeinated Kiddie Cocktail for lunch every day.