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Things are not very crescent fresh right now.

It’s hard being a godless heathen when your company is demanding you make Easter-themed gifts for the clients.

It feels wrong in my godless bones.

Happy to be infected with the woke mind virus.

I just saw a literal tumbleweed crossing an intersection near downtown.

You can’t convince me that’s not a muppet.

This is where I store my cat whenever I’m not using her.

We hold hands.

trump is trying to make himself above the law. We all know that.

What that says to me is that he intends to do (or has already done) something REALLY heinous that he’s afraid he’ll get in trouble for.

He’s trying to make sure he won’t get prosecuted for it when we find out.

Your concerns are legitimate.

Is it Haas avocados or Hass avocados??

This is the Fruit of the Loom cornucopia all over again…

#mandelaeffect #avocados

U.S. Women in STEM

Just want y'all to know that the current regime is trying to erase women and our accomplishments from the public eye. So be sure to learn about all the important women doing important things out there.

Like this.
#womeninSTEM #fightback

"Listen, I had to get the big screen. My coworker has a big butt and made it difficult for me to see the tiny one I had..."

Work from home is a struggle sometimes
#mainecoon #mamasgirl #kitten #kitty #cat #workfromhome

Couch tunnels are also great napping spots.

When it’s raining, we build cat forts since she can’t go outside, and
OH GOD SHE’S COMING RIGHT FOR ME!

Trying to start the week right with a morning meditation in the sunroom, complete with giant fur lap warmer
#mainecoon #cat #kitten #kitty #lapwarmer #floof

Sorry I’m working so slow today… my left arm is no longer accessible.

It’s okay. I’m all right.
#mainecoon #workfromhome #eepy #kitten #cat

Oh no! Not the pickup!

🎶 The head bone’s connected to the…
the…
Okay, you’ll have to help me out here.

#mainecoon #flexible #sleepybaby #kitty

You know I’ve got your back for whatever you decide. 💖

Ok, ladies.

Put on your chapstick, drink your water, consult your spirits, and sharpen your talons.

We strike today!

My kink is being able to shut off my brain.

Wild, I know.

In case you're curious, I'm the kinda wife that sings the Sailor Moon theme song and stands outside the bathroom door posed like this until you come out.

It's pseudo-spring in Texas!

Next comes Return of the Winter

Then Spring Strikes Back

Then Texas: the Pollen Menace

Then Revenge of the Heat

Can't leave me in the dark here

Once you see how life COULD be, you can't go back to how it was.

This fluffy croissant is tired from chasing bugs in the grass in the sunshine. What a difficult life she leads.
#mainecoon #floof #kitty