Joseph Belli

Giant frogs that swallow you whole with a quick flick of a long, extended tongue.

They’re gonna need to make donuts on Mars…..

Wonder when they’re gonna stop rabies vaccination requirements for dogs….

1. Chicken pot pie
2. My aunt’s clam dip/ruffles
3. Carnitas tacos
4. Toll house chocolate chip cookies
5. Flavor King pluots

That said, in the extremely unlikely event that I’m facing a capital punishment sentence, my last meal will be Olive Garden’s never-ending pasta bowl.

All I want is an offense that doesn’t disappear by the all-star break.

Pretty much the story of the past four seasons.

Conservation Biology
Plant Communities of California
Fisheries Management (includes frogs!)
Holocaust Literature
Classical Piano

Conservation Biology
Plant Communities of California
Fisheries Management
Holocaust Literature
Piano (Classical)

Conservation Biology
Plant Communities of California
Fisheries Management
Holocaust Literature
Piano (Classical)

What a joke!
They wanna entice writers with extensive commercial success with the kind of money you’d shell out for a neighborhood piano teacher.

Who the fuck would respond to this, especially knowing that AI has already ripped them off!

Not a turkey vulture, but hoping he’ll do…..

Bush lupine in bloom with dozens of purple blossoms on a gorgeous winter afternoon.

Bush lupine already in bloom, Pinnacles National Park.

Can’t wait to watch the press conference……

The second biggest was that the lead that’s killing condors doesn’t come from ammunition (even though necropsies and radiographs say otherwise).

The NRA can take a flying fuck at the moon.

Exactly.

Miller is a bald-headed chicken-plucker who looks like Pauly Shore with his head shaved.

Ten years from now he’s gonna be fucking robots on a regular basis.

The white blossoms of Milkmaids above miner’s lettuce.

Milkmaids in bloom above some miner’s lettuce, Pacheco Pass.

Condor #1123 just hanging out in the High Peaks at Pinnacles NP.

Mine has given me more crowns than the Royal family!

Can’t wait to hear some asthma-relief product co-opt “Every Breath You Take.”

Stepford wives.

Good synopsis, unfortunately.

It’s an organization that aims to win through pitching & defense, yet refuses to spend on top-tier pitching.

Every time Greg Johnson approaches a microphone he drives kids toward the Warriors, Niners, or, worst of all, the Dodgers.

Morro Rock in the distance from the shore near Cayucos.

Morro Rock from the beach in Cayucos.

Pretty sure I’ve never won a chess match and honestly, I’d probably lose to a chimpanzee.

Morning surf at Cayucos with Morro Rock in the distance.

Morning surf, Cayucos

If Burgum’s cancelling leases of people who have followed the law, abided by the terms of the lease, and faithfully made payments, then I’m sure he was absolutely outraged by Malheur and the Bundy situation.

Isn’t one Trump Baby enough?!?

Maybe Jon Voight will give Trump his Academy Award, and if Caitlyn Jenner won’t part with her gold medal, Trump might confiscate it.

I honestly do believe the Giants are trying to compete neck and neck with the Dodgers: they’re vowing to keep their payroll as high as the Dodgers CBT penalty!

Earth, Broken Wind, and Fire

The Seaman and Tennille