Joseph Belli

That, and his sister was a congenital liar (football, Charlie Brown). No wonder he toted a blanket around.

Will do. Substitute thoughts for prayers and four way stop for a busy roundabout and that’s me.

Signal’s in mort mode.

Sonatina No. 1

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Opening track from my album!

Recorded at Tool Shed Studios, Morgan Hill
Composer: Me
Producer: Brian (BT) Gibbs
Engineer: Junebug Luna
Piano, MIDI Strings: Me
Cover Art: Christina Baal

Depiction of my album on a NY subway. The image is fabricated, of course, but the album is real!

True.
Here’s a picture of my album (just released yesterday!) on the subway.
The image is fabricated, but the album is real. Can’t compare to the Gallagher brothers, but it has its moments.

Puts his book “2000 Mules” in a different light indeed!

Horses? In heaven?
If that’s the case then who’s cleaning the stables?
Whoever it is I bet they didn’t figure they’d be shoveling horseshit in heaven.

Yes.
Not to mention Willy AND Nilly.

Congratulations; it looks amazing!

That’s being a great mom!

No Toll House cookies when I was a kid; fucking Chips Ahoy that I held inches in front of the heater for as long as I could stand it to try and get that just out of the oven effect.

That’s my “back in my day I had to walk 5 miles to school” story.

One dark-horse candidate I’m really pulling for is Will Bednar. Prior to last season it looked like his career had stalled in the low minors, but he showed a lot of improvement last season.

Did you buy an entire case?
I think that’s 40 lbs.

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My album is out on 10/10!

Ten original songs, recorded at Tool Shed Studios in Morgan Hill.
Sound engineers: Brian BT Gibbs, Junebug Luna.
Cover art by Christina Baal

“Have it your way” indeed!

More ecology than culture, but I found that an episode of the Beverly Hillbillies provided more accurate information on California condors than a NatGeo documentary on Big Sur.

Maybe so, but I wouldn’t trust the filling.

Loved that scene, and I honestly believe a lot of people would freak out if the Pope rooted for the Devils.

Existential agony!

Imagine the Pope being a hockey fan and rooting for New Jersey!

But the 81 losses are saying “Come to momma!”

Absolutely.

I love sole food.

Clouds over Pacheco Peak following the first real rain here since spring.

Clouds over Pacheco Peak following the first real rain here since spring.

Ending seasons with a whimper instead of a bang.
They’ve limped to the finish line in each of the past four seasons, 2-9 in the last 11 games.

Only 36 more innings to go in this wretched season of underachievement.

Thank you for the coverage; many times the woes of the parent club were offset by encouraging results from the farm!

Happy birthday Jennifer!

A vow to outlive many of the bad actors on the world’s stage and witness their downfall.

Two condors circling above on a toasty afternoon at Pinnacles.

I’m going with the Don Sutton afro!

Not long ago they were averaging two home runs a game over a 3-week stretch.

The last two games they’ve managed one hit through 9 innings. There’s no in between with this group.

Fiery sunset tonight along Pacheco Pass

Fiery sunset tonight along Pacheco Pass.

Absolutely amazing how the momentum did a 180-degree turn in the 5th inning Saturday night. Since then they’re 0-4 and have looked awful in every aspect of the game.