Evan

shit, I meant MARTY!

Cartoon meme of Sonic the Hedgehog (from Archie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog comic book series, Jan 1994) lying down and looking smugly at the camera with a speech bubble that reads: “I want bad art made slowly by real people AND I'M NOT KIDDING”

the only good thing about genAI is that it got me to really love seeing bad art, because I know a person put in time and effort, made themselves vulnerable by showing it to others, and is trying to improve. I value that more than anything now

The Onion Headline: It Only Tuesday

They omit words like "the" or "is" to parody newspaper headline style guides. I love when they push it to the extreme.

imagine being into funko pops when nendoroids exist lmao

need to know this video is on this website

Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle

Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/

HEY

Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait

Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/

i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

through the VPN though! (which they needed to be on to access the server folder with their assets and shared work [which a few years ago Macs would randomly not connect to windows server folders and apple had no idea why, so these things have been a pain pretty much since we bought them])

a sign that says carnival yes with a couple of people dancing in front of it Alt: The Yes dance

After a year of having the marketing team connect their MacBooks to the VPN on the guest Wi-Fi....

I got them connected to the main Wi-Fi.

It move.

A whiteboard drawing of Shinobu Kocho from Demon Slayer in a restaurant with "Take Out" written in the corner

Demon Slayer Infinity Castle Spoiler!!

....

They sure did. 😟

@samreich.bsky.social

Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes

Sexual exploitation of children on Roblox has been used to justify and promote the short-selling of Roblox Corporation's stock by organizations such as The Bear Cave (which compiled a list of 16 arrests and indictments since 2020 among other instances of sexual abuse) and the investment firm Hindenburg Research.

Seems especially fucked to be using the situation as a money-making opportunity.

Artists that yap on main are my favorite! ❤️

probably something an innocent man would do

Am I finally gonna play Half Life Alyx??

Steam Frame, Steam Controller, Steam Machine announcement is expected soon, here's a first look!

The Steam Frame

NEW ALL-IN-ONE STEAM VR HEADSET, FUCK!

I Think You Should Leave - Tim Robinson in The Egg Game sketch saying "Oh, it's working now."

As much as I hate technology randomly working the moment I ask my coworkers for advice, I do love posting this in the Teams chat.

Kumail is Prismo again!! 💕

Don't wanna be a cunt but whenever i see a post that's like "New scam going around, be careful" it's paired up with a screenshot that looks like this

Dani, upon listening to Marry Robbins' El Paso: Awww, that's so sad......He did murder a guy though.

happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]