Migrants to the UK tend to really LOVE this country. My aunt married my uncle in 1992 and she had to learn English, she’s been treated horribly coz she’s not white, she’s worked for decades in care for shite money and she STILL chooses to stay here and loves it.

Rayner is absolute class. She's been a bit silly in organising her taxes, but that's not why they hate her. They hate her because she did not know her place.

Always shocked me how much I related to the main character. Excellent series. X

Underrated tweet.

Raised a Chuckle

Was he buying a pair of his own ones?

Not in my house. It takes a nation of millions is my fav. 💥

🎶 three lions on a shirt
🎶 jules rimet still gleaming
🎶 thirty years of hurt
🎶 never stopped me noticing that this song came out twenty nine years ago so next year we will be as far from three lions as three lions was from the 1966 world cup

"IMPORTANT - PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS VERY CAREFULLY.
PLEASE DO NOT click on bit.ly/DoNotVoteGary and PLEASE DO NOT vote for him in the upcoming National Television Awards by 30th May 2025 in the ‘TV Presenter’ category. Also, PLEASE DO NOT tell others to do the same."
via Ian Almond

If you wouldn't accept "we are at risk of becoming an island of strangers" from Kemi Badenoch or Nigel Farage you probably shouldn't accept it from Keir Starmer. Don't pretzel yourself trying to explain why it's ok from the guy in the red tie.

The film managed to explain short selling to me. It deserves an award for that alone.

tech bro is short for technically broken

TANK vs TESLA

"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"

- ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

If you are criticizing Pamela Anderson because she's 57 and no longer looks 38, fuck off. Please get the fuck away from me.

Women get shit for aging naturally or for choosing cosmetic surgery.

Patriarchy is a dick.

We owe you NOTHING!

Do you realize how big of a monster you have to be to make the Catholic Church look like the victim?

With it in the end.

If James Spader married Michael Mann twice then divorced him to marry George Friend, Stewart Lee, Bill Nighy, Raymond Burr and Paul Rudd before reverting back to his original double-barrelled surname, he would be Spader-Mann Spader-Mann Friend Lee Nighy Burr Rudd Spader-Mann.

Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribbling Thug.

“Totally not photoshopped”

Just did a fart so bad it stood as a Reform candidate.

i have somewhat jokingly come around to the idea that the acceptance of transness is a kind of sociological great filter. either society emerges out of it having abolished [the policing of] sex or it just collapses and leaves its people in a state of eternal paranoia and mass panic

Transphobes who are obsessed with determining if strangers are transgender are called “transvestigators.” When you see that word, you know that someone is obsessed with other people’s genitals.

We used to call such people “perverts.”

Homes Under the Hammer landlords often paint trendy black feature walls so the mould just blends in.

"Francis, Pope Francis, known as the Pope, very important guy, big fan of mine, he passed away. He passed away. In the Catholic church he's the main guy, met him, big fan. He said "Mr President" he said "President Donald, you are doing such great work" He loved tariffs. He passed away"

Can you BLAME HIM?! 👇

No?

Didn’t think so. 😎✨

Just think of all the thousands of pints of John Smith's bitter being quaffed up and down Ireland this St George's Day.