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Its a jam. #primordialpouch #banger #cats #catsong #catsongs TikTok video by The Cattery

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I want them to start feasting on that corpse

The Crumbles.

it would be really funny if bernie sanders ran for president again

I'm watching How Its Made on YouTube and this dude just opened the video with "fig cookies are one of life's great mysteries"

“Now that my side has been correct for the thousandth time in a row, everyone will finally start listening to us,” I write on a decaying package of Oreos as the caravan moves over the next windswept dune.

wokeness was keeping the economy afloat. wokeness kept planes in the air. wokeness kept us all safe

everyone always says "death to america" but then when someone steps up and does it you get mad at him

"There's a room here in the Senate named after Strom Thurmond... I'm here despite his speech, I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful." -Cory Booker as he eclipses Thurmond's record for the longest filibuster in US history.

well, I guess that makes it simple

There’s something else he could do

"Skimbleshanks The Railway Cat" is slated become the new national anthem

going to start putting these up in areas with higher percentages of teslas

REPLACE CHUCK SCHUMER WITH A HAND VACUUM.

HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN IT’S TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.

Look, Yachts have a totally natural system for taking care of these things. Trust me. I have binders full of yachts.

Whatever makes sense. Right?

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.

'Bloodbath': Social Security Administration Begins Mass Firings | Common Dreams What is being described as a "total annihilation" of SSA, say critics, proves that Trump's promises to protect Social Security "are a sham."

i hear the distant thrum of Rascal Scooters gunning their engines. boomer ISIS is on the march.

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Graffiti reading“may the rotting flesh of kings feed the earth”

our Mother she hungers

Zelensky is the guy that maga pretend Trump is

I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs

Slavic ancestors, why are you so angry?

Oh....

Oh no.....

a short story

it's gonna be so funny if a mix of Brady violations and reasonable doubt about cops planting that gun turn Luigi into OJ Simpson But Everyone's Cool With It