telekinetic

children don't even grow, they just get enlarged to show detail

EMBARRASSING

ur so cool!! almost as cool as snoopy

going to start giving people a number starting with 555 and then insist that it's real and they can call it if they don't believe me. that'll be the end of the game bc my number doesn't start with 555, but oh well

i'm a natural blonde i just turned five eventually

has anyone asked the geoguesser guy to find the sub

discompassionate or not we can all agree we hope those submarine people die so they don't make a movie about this, right?

when my computer says "no backups for 1030 days" and thinks today'll be the day i change that

this is what happens in bruce almighty i think

it is kinda crazy we have lists of scores of movies made a century or more ago that were influential or beloved or important but which simply do not exist anymore, and it's seeming likely a lot of things that have existed on the internet will share the same fate

"love set you going like a fat gold watch" is one of the best first lines to anything ever

i try hard to reject grammar prescriptivism but i saw the phrase "empirical states" (meaning imperial) and it's really getting to me

do you think the couple whose marriage killed rbg is still together

it might be more economically efficient to buy slightly used baby shoes

:DD ... or maybe :DDD? idk

i love that all animals have Rituals

there's a spectrum from ender's game to animorphs, just not sure what the spectrum is exactly

my posts arent good since i started being normal so i'm sorry for your feed

"if" i was invincible the first thing i would do is find a bunch of giant waterfalls to use as slides

genuinely one of my fav words it's so warm and caring and reminds me of the particular kindness so many women continue to carry throughout their lives, despite it all

don't care + didn't ask + an older woman called me mija today

dm

i did this

it's affecting me mental health, innit

they need a tab just for people begging to be umbanned from what's hot

[girl who's well] yeah i love tiktok i just need a setting to be able to play videos at 2x speed

anderson cooper's shitty book is pretty short, it 167 pages is enough for him i say release yours

oh that makes it sound so much better than i was imagining... now i need cheesecake soon

i'd never heard of tempura cheesecake before. was it good?

idk where the myth ugly people are beautiful inside started. have you ever seen the inside of a body? gross