cilantro.bb.95@aim.com

spankable

a hardship people don’t talk about enough for my liking is how hard it is to look hot in every hair color

a man you’re not into sending u a youtube video is a nightmare situation

need more horny ppl to follow me on here

santa claus is cumming WHERE ???

i’ll call a random hoe “baby” but i draw the line at telling him he looks handsome when he shows me his haircut

if u give enough guys handjobs in your early 20s, there will be a year in your late 20s that every weekend one of them gets married

i would trust my nail tech to operate on me surgically

helppp wtf ???

what ???

kiss me about it 🥹🩷

guess the color of my panties 😇😇

i can’t wait til we can save drafts on here

i’m a charlotte (would let a man get off to me trying on new shoes if he was buying me them)

as someone who has not insignificant adhd and executive disfunction, i really appreciate the understanding from grad professors

response to asking for an extension in undergrad: u stupid pathetic loser, u will never find a job or a husband, kys u entitled little brat

response to asking for an extension in grad school: *kisses forehead* yes angel baby, ty for asking, whatever u need, i’m so sorry for making u do work, my bad

is that who i think it is ??😍

i tried cummoning (summoning while cumming) and it worked in less than 12 hours smfh

the secret service should go rogue !!

idk which paul brother is fighting tonight but i hope somehow they both get punched in the face

right now i treat twitter like my ex and bluesky like some random guy im using as a distraction from my ex

oh my “post has been published”… okay i see we are distinguished authors over on bluesky

it’s like no one wants to give beautiful women 3 billion kisses anymore ??

fairy sans wings

imagine thinking i’m hot and i’m just counting in my head doing my 4-7-8 breathing exercises to reduce anxiety

i’d be so good at breakups in the corded phone days, i have to get up and be attached to a wall in order to be toxic ??? sign me up

hi bb 😘

since twitter is now x, can jack rename bluesky twitter ???

bad bitch in a sexy black outfit thing

where my bb_apes followers at ??👀

just looked under the “popular with friends” tab and saw your mom there