M.S. Mueller

As someone on the other side of the country who spent all of five hours in Philadelphia years ago and learned most everything cool I know about the city from Dan’s work, it’s a real delight to see proof that he’s held in as high a regard there as I would hope. Thanks to Defector for putting him on!

That song though.

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

It was over for the Tigers after that. Humpy/Pollo are forever written in Mariners lore.

I’m with you but you should check out a map of Detroit ASAP.

Stop in to any of our Portland locations and try our (hopefully) limited time only, all-new Throwing Soup specials!

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Wildest shit at the Angle Lake station is a guy with a sick salmon tattoo asking if I live here + White Snake/monorail transfer directions. YOU HAVE THE LOCALEST INK MY GUY WHY AM I TELLING YOU ANYTHING?

HARDLY KNEW HER! Heck yeah, Mina! WHOLE FUCKIN’ THING GO M’S!

I was concerned about the Mariners but when I heard McCade Brown had an ERA over 9, the lack of production at home made sense, especially coming off a road sweep of a divisional rival.

I can’t decide if I’d rather refer to a President as “Uncle Jumbo” affectionately or derisively.

The casual 9-4-6 on Meyer was a lovely way to wash that one down.

Obviously this is all horrible but it’s pretty funny that everyone on the right keeps being like “Our vengeance will be swift and unyielding” and “The cry of the Valkyrie calls us to war” and then they just go and get Jimmy Kimmel fired.

Aaron Williams was the guy I needed to remember. Onwards to my “Seattle SuperSonics who were also New Jersey Nets” grid.

DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.

CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?

(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")

MAMDANI: Lucas Duda

(crowd going nuts)

Jesus Christ

Jerry Dipoto:

A lot of this country’s problems boil down to straight white men who see themselves as some sort of default “normal” but any variation on that as “an identity” that is “political”

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

absolutely true (except New Jersey)

YouTube video by The Daily Show Trump Fights ABC Interviewer Over Photoshopped Image | The Daily Show

Trump Fights ABC Interviewer Over Photoshopped Image

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Can’t wait for the “Syril & Dedra” sitcom spin-off in 2026.

Pretty confident the surefire way to be certain Trump kind of blows at golf is that we’re not being subjected to his highlight reel every Monday.

MyPillow reporter wants to know secret to Trump looking ‘healthier than ever before’ ‘Will you guys also consider releasing the president’s fitness plan?’ Cara Castronuova asked. ‘Is he working out with Bobby Kennedy, and is he eating less McDonald’s?’

“Will you guys also consider releasing the president’s fitness plan?” the MyPillow lackey asked at today's press briefing. "He actually looks healthier than ever before... Is he working out with Bobby Kennedy, and is he eating less McDonald’s?”

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AP article on Trump tariff's wrecking the stock market with a picture of Trump looking particularly terrible.

Absolutely incredible photo choice here. A+

Everything about this aligns with expectations for Greater Idaho.

At a Chili’s in Spokane sitting next to a woman at the bar who ordered a Coors Light with green olives. What a country.

I mean, “THIS IS WHEN THE FIRST BOMBS WILL DEFINITELY DROP” is a little beer league for a proper war plan.