@narwhal5000.bsky.social
You are loved π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
Hey just wondering, are eggs cheaper yet? π
08.11.2025 15:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rest in piss Dick Cheney
04.11.2025 14:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hot take: the real villain of Kpop Demon Hunters was Celine
01.11.2025 21:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Me: WE'RE GOING UP UP UP IT'S OUR MOMENT
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13.10.2025 15:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey man if a MOM LOANS you a LIGHTER maybe DON'T BREAK OFF THE SAFETY MECHANISM AAAAAAAA
10.10.2025 16:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't remember the hogs getting this mad when JLo and Shakira were shaking their asses en EspaΓ±ol π€π
07.10.2025 17:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My toxic trait is I love the name Siobhan but I have a mini stroke trying to read it
17.09.2025 20:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Charlie Kirk once said: "It's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment"
11.09.2025 03:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine being a lil bitch.
Couldn't be me, girl. π
I feel like every time Anxiety by Doechii comes on I'm getting Ice Ice Baby'd ππ
27.05.2025 12:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0M&Ms nom nom nom
Or whatever Chappell Roan said
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CRAFTING SUPPLIES!!!
(Excitement ensues)
Damn it's always a good day when I get to flip a bird to a SwastiCar ππ
13.04.2025 13:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So just cause some trees and flowers wanna fuck means I can't breathe? K.
27.03.2025 18:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
05.03.2025 16:59 β π 27 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0
You can't be cute AND mentally stable, that would just be unfair to everyone else.
04.03.2025 01:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Piercing check!
Tighten your piercings!
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Mother Earth will provide.
So mote it be.
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Forever grateful for my friends π
24.02.2025 05:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"not to sound mean but.. (says something very mean)"
Bruh why am I even still here?
Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
*ahem* I'm sorry, long live the WHAT??
22.02.2025 00:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All I wanna do is smoke weed and watch Adventure Time
14.02.2025 01:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So I went to a lovely restaurant for dinner last night.
I had the roast Pelican.
The food was great but the bill was enormous.
Happy Monday! βΊοΈI'll be here all week..lol
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without any explanation.
10.02.2025 16:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0abundance flows to me. good news is coming my way. i am safe and protected. π§Ώ
06.02.2025 05:30 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0"when I'm away from you I'm happier than ever"
05.02.2025 17:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MAH SWAMP?!
27.01.2025 01:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
