Justin Steiner

Many such examples

LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.

BREAKING: The Teamsters are dramatically escalating their strike and taking it to Amazon’s largest NYC warehouse.

Beginning at midnight tonight they will picket the massive facility with 5,500 workers.

JFK8 on Staten Island is the first unionized Amazon warehouse.

So they stopped talking about that really quickly

19 U.S. Senators Back Bills to Block Arms Sales to Israel Just hours after the United States vetoed yet another U.N. Security Council resolution calling for an immediate and unconditional ceasefire in Gaza, the U.S. Senate on Wednesday rejected three resolut...

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I'm so here for it. That would be amazing.

spongebob and patrick are standing in front of lockers in a locker room . ALT: spongebob and patrick are standing in front of lockers in a locker room .

Highlight of the Tyson v Paul fight

I'm so glad someone finally noticed! Since I hate gatekeeping, here is your answer. I used my head. Please accept this absurd photo as my demonstration.

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By January I'm sure The Onion will have made media for that website. For now theonion.com

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Hilarious news!

I did it

Fitted bed sheets were invented by assholes, there, I said it. You thought it too, don't lie. 🤣