I have a mighty need for this www.caranddriver.com/photos/g3813...
25.02.2026 19:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@vmcny.bsky.social
I have a mighty need for this www.caranddriver.com/photos/g3813...
25.02.2026 19:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This video finally helped me get to the bottom of the difference between 7-11 Japan and 7-11 US. www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3EH...
21.02.2026 22:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My political values are very simple: if you donβt fuck with Sesame Street, I donβt fuck with you
18.02.2026 00:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*sigh* fine *clicks*
13.02.2026 20:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Take pity on her for being married to me
13.02.2026 18:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0She was always the worst part of MNF/SNF. Truly just an irritating person
02.02.2026 00:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is once again the worst time of the year, when everyone shares their Spotify Wrapped
03.12.2025 21:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What is a sandwich, if not slop between two slices of bread
21.11.2025 22:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs a kid playing with a toy rat. Iβm not sure what to make of it. Itβs not like itβs a cute rat either, it like a scary rat that looks like it would eat your flesh
13.10.2025 19:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh my god Iβm sitting next to the performative male
13.10.2025 19:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm trying to figure out how to make stuff at Disney better and safer for kids online.
17.09.2025 04:53 β π 85 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah, this means something. To college football, to sports. Lee Corso will never be matched or equalled, ever again. www.espn.com/video/clip/_...
30.08.2025 16:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They say the sign of a happy, confident baby is one who screams all the time. If this is true, I fear I might have a baby who believes she can dominate the universe
06.08.2025 00:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This has shaken me to my core
14.07.2025 18:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gee, canβt imagine how thereβs a correlation between this and *vaguely gestures* anything else going on in the world
12.07.2025 02:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I did not expect the greatest challenge in my life would be to get a toddler to fall asleep, every night
20.06.2025 03:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I had the scratch, Iβd buy so many things from this auction. Instead, I will keep this tab open scrolling through everything with an intense feeling of longing and desire www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/...
09.06.2025 22:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The one nap transition is speed running the worst parts of the 4/8 month sleep regression
07.06.2025 19:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weird, fun little bug.
βThe bug is that, if you try to send an audio message using the Messages app to someone whoβs also using the Messages app, and that message happens to include the name βDave and Busterβsβ, the message will never be received.β
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While I wish this baby would sleep, having her cuddled to me in this chair is pretty excellent
26.04.2025 13:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trae Young is a little bitch
16.04.2025 16:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My practical advice of the day is to invest in absurdly long charging cables (Iβm talking like, 10 ft) and multi-port fast chargers (currently using a 140W charger). No wrestling with a cord thatβs too short, and having a device charged to a reasonable level puts my charging anxiety at ease
29.03.2025 18:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My baby lives in the panopticon
29.03.2025 18:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a silhouette of a person with the words "what is the dumbest thing i could say". a speech bubble emanates from the person with a bluesky "reply" button
i am releasing the schematics for my account
28.03.2025 23:19 β π 1352 π 66 π¬ 35 π 10Would prefer she displaces Jeffries as leader/Speaker and make the legislative process work for when/if the pendulum swings back around
29.03.2025 18:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Things only I care about: the M4 MacBook Air is really, really great. Iβve spent a decade pining for a Mac that could do it all, and I think Iβve finally cracked it. Now, if only I could get my shit together and execute on all of these ideasβ¦
29.03.2025 18:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Life is now bumping Kidz Bop, unironically, at nine thirty in the morning
29.03.2025 16:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have had shrimp and grits for breakfast, with an egg on the side, but I never contemplated having eggs and shrimp together. That you for introducing this thought technology to me, will find a way to implement it
22.03.2025 17:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
22.03.2025 14:27 β π 16171 π 4868 π¬ 123 π 163This baby has some audacity to keep me up all night and then expecting me to play all morning?
22.03.2025 16:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0