Trey Radu-Blackburn

My god. I feel old listening to “vibes” and “cinema” and “rizz”
#Survivor

There have been 11 official government shutdowns.
Donald Trump has been the president for 3 of them.
The GOP controlled the Senate for all of them.
The GOP controlled the House for 2.5 of them.

I'm so tired of all of the winning.

Uummm yes hello.
It’s Spooky Lakes Month!

BREAKING: Austin Wolf sentenced in child sex abuse materials case The gay adult performer's New York City sentencing featured harrowing victim testimonies.

Goodbye, Austin Wolf. His content was always so creepy.

Girl. It’s the first 48 hours. Emotions are high and you’re in a weird situation. Of course someone might have a freak out about not being able to do a thing.
#Survivor

Explain to me how you get on #Survivor and not learn how to start a fire with flint.

“I don’t want people to think I’m good with words so I’ll tell people I’m in marketing.”

… what do you think marketing is?
#Survivor

Yes, Sophi. Everyone wants a meat shield. You could do worse than Jake.
#Survivor

Ethan you’re charming, but Discount Ryan Reynolds? Do you mean Jonathan Groff? Nothing to sneeze at, but you’re King George.
#Survivor

Everyone on Survivor: This is a lot harder than you think it is.
Me on the Couch: Oh no. This all looks so incredibly hard.
#Survivor

We are always mystified by people wearing their shoes into the water. Do you want trench foot?
#Survivor

FINALLY watching the Survivor premiere!
#Survivor

With the Rapture coming up on Tuesday, I feel like I need to make a literary confession: I read all of the Left Behind books and I loved them … for the pulpy adventure stories they were (because the theology is garbage).

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

He best make a joke about how he’s just a “loser”.
#Emmys #StephenColbert

It’s truly a travesty that the CPB is closing.
#CPB #Emmys #CorporationForPublicBroadcasting

“Because of the money I’ll speak quickly.”
Proceeds to speak at a speed only an octogenarian can plod at.
#Emmys

What an absolutely charming child.
#Emmys

Me: Watch the one man still win …
Emmys: … yup
#Emmys

YAY GAY!
That was a VERY queer category and I’m here for it!
And that SUIT was perfect!
#Emmys

Make that money for Boys & Girls Club!
#Emmys

THE BEAR has fallen!
I repeat.
THE BEAR has fallen!
#Emmys

I got my first tattoo at a wedding!

Screenshot of three tweets from Mary Margaret Olohan. First tweet: “I’m told that a senior DOJ official said, discussing the matter: ‘We’re not playing semantics with words like dysphoria. We’re talking about trannies, and we don’t think they should have guns.’” This is a quote-tweet of her earlier post. Second tweet: “BREAKING: The Justice Department is deliberating banning guns for transgenders as part of a range of options blocking mentally unstable individuals from committing acts of violence, @realDailyWire has learned. Story to come.” Third tweet: “ ‘Individuals within the DOJ are reviewing ways to ensure that mentally ill individuals suffering from gender dysphoria are unable to obtain firearms while they are unstable and unwell,’ one source inside the Justice Department tells me.” Attached is a photo of a woman speaking at a podium. The image caption reads: “BREAKING: Trump DOJ Deliberates Over Gun Ban For Transgenders” with “From dailywire.com” below.

DOJ is openly stating that "trannies shouldn't have guns."

The Trump administration is moving to strip trans people of their 2nd amendment rights. Nothing good ever comes out of an authoritarian regime stripping a minority group of owning guns.

I finally have access to my TikTok account and my notifications are outrageous.

I’ll look at it tomorrow when I’m avoiding work.

The way I am thankful that Lego Masters Jr streams on Hulu the same day as Alien: Earth.

Especially this week. Holy fuck.

Sienna Brook in Inferno: played Puck at age 5; knows four languages; is a doctor at 30; expert violinist; voracious reader … doesn’t know what a plague mask is.

Write👏🏻Your👏🏻Women👏🏻Better👏🏻Dan👏🏻Brown

What do you MEAN Buffy jumped into the portal after pushing Joel Gray off a construction scaffold?!

Not my college bestie making breaking news on MSNBC!

“An ancient secret guarded by secret society and one of its leaders has recruited me? In all my years, nothing of the kind has even fallen into my lap like this. Except that time in Rome. And Paris. And Washington. And Florence. And Catalonia.”

Robert Langdon in The Secret of Secrets, probably.