Dallas Hawthorn 💚🩵💙

anyways I can’t wait to be proven wrong, I hope she proves me wrong cause I want her to do well

True!! Mostly just taken aback, it felt so unexpected

i want to be surprised but I’m still 🤨 about this casting choice

Bubble ghost here to sooth your soul with soft sounds of popping bubbles. 🫧

"republicans weren't racist in early aughts"

[laughs in post-9/11-brown-person]

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

HARBINGER: (noun) har•bin•ger /ˈhärbənjər/

1. something that foreshadows a future event : something that gives an anticipatory sign of what is to come

2. one that initiates a major change : a person or thing that originates or helps open up a new activity, method, or technology; a pioneer

Turning old drug motels into “luxury” apartments is part of the dystopian future that’s been shaping I don’t say much about. But really annoys me.

I hate you so much for this, why have you done this to me?

My queer friend when she heard about my hysto: omg did you save your uterus in a jar like I did? (My friend is very weird)

straight people when they hear abt my hysto: shame about you not having kids but at least you can wear white pants and never worry again!

fellow queers when they hear about my hysto: you're budding a porcelain skin with a steel skeleton. your magic knot brings all the omegas to the yard.

As it has ever been, lol.

A woman says "hi, I'm here for the Magic: The Gathering tournament." A man at the registration booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says 'uh... I'm cis actually." Another man comes up and says "hi... wow ma'am your transition..." The first man interrupts him shouting "Tony! No!"

I know the whole “every accusation is a confession” thing but it’s pretty clear this is the most elitist government that’s existed in decades. It’s just 12 billionaires in a group chat sharing banned Reddit memes

Draw me like one of your Giger girls

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Good news! Daisy's restraining order was extended for another year!

Bad news! There's like $5k of lawyer fees she has to pay. This is more than we anticipated or prepared for.

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The president freely admits he's using your tax money to repress you and interfere with your free choice of representatives. He's looking into the camera and telling you he's a tyrant bsky.app/profile/atru...

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

explain

So let me get this straight: an iPhone can be programmed to recognize you even when you’re wearing a mask and not looking at the camera, but if I shave my mustache suddenly I look too different for Face ID to work

weird phenomenon i keep encountering where “writers” correctly identify the soul-sucking danger that large language models pose to their craft, but for some reason have no problem using generative AI to make images. like….are you stupid!!!!

Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.

Los Angeles has just declared a state of emergency.

Not because of wildfires. Not because of riots. But because of an invasion by federal government troops.

We can see where this is going.

fucked around. found out.

I have never seen someone so charming and annoying at the same time

I’m literally obsessed with Freddie Stroma but specifically as Adrian Cross

might fuck around and shave the mustache

America's Real Criminal Element Is Lead The hidden villain behind violent crime, lower IQs, and the maybe even the ADHD epidemic.

Right? It’s like the old Kevin Drum piece’s weird, afterlife coda.

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

Holding myself back from getting a cardboard cut-out just to take selfies with it

the first person to spit on mussolini’s body