Ed Price’s Bold And Trendy Ono Shirt

Next on Jubilee, I’m a British Museum owner, and I’m surrounded by twenty countries that want their artefacts back!

Statement 1: “My family would really like our Ankh back.”
Okay, easy. No :)

People are loving that post you just made. They’re saying kino, they’re shouting sugoi, they’re calling it based.

They’re shortlisting it for post of the year. They’re making a trophy.They’re planning to take your hand and tongue-kiss you under the moon’s pale twilight because you posted so good.

Me: Fellas, is it a bad sign when during your ADHD assessment the person asks “would you say you talk excessively?" and then laughs Best friend: I feel like the best response is, "No actually I'd like to talk even more than this" Me: I should have said that Instead I laughed at her laughing and we collectively laughed for two or three minutes and I went "what do you think?" Best friend: Hah yeah that works too. Me: Anyway yes I have severe adhd

To give you an idea of where I’m at mentally, I went to joke “I can add a little u into my ADHD label, as a treat” only to remember that I was diagnosed with autism first, ruining the joke.

My co-workers all did an amazing job on this, so please appreciate it.

The player actually controls the jacket and must swap between characters in order to solve puzzles, necessitating them persuading others to borrow the jacket or take it off.

TYVMJT

A headline from the Onion saying “34-year-old asks for big piece”.

Me today 🥳

Repacking Evil M4d. Is this anything?

The last paragraph of this is so hilariously devastating that script writers would be told the joke was too on the nose. Anyway, the section says: Sturgeon addressed Rowling's 2022 t-shirt "stunt" in her memoir. According to U.K. LGBTQ+ outlet PinkNews, she writes in Frankly that Rowling's involvement marked a turning point after which "rational debate" over the reform bill became impossible. "Any hope of finding common ground disappeared,"Sturgeon writes. "It seems blindingly obvious that a stunt like that was never going to elevate the debate or illuminate the issues at the heart of it." True to form, Rowling posted a snide response to reports of the quotes from Sturgeon's memoir on Monday, offering to "review" the book free of charge for British newspapers as long as they agreed not to "edit out the swear words." The following day, she posted that followers should watch for her review of Frankly on her website.

Feel bad for my freelancing friends, apparently it’s so dire out there even JK Rowling can’t get a paid commission.

Writing and skeeting this hours before I go to a networking event is certainly a choice I will look back on.

So glad I don’t have a foot fetish.

My anxiety is bad enough when friends don’t respond within two hours, I’d literally die if I got left on read after horny DM’ing “ayyo lemme get a look at them leg hands 😋💦🦶”

Sorry, I know you thought it was over, but Casio-pier namesearched on Branchscale and found your post.

Crantz Crandlecrantz has already lassoed your comment on Tringle so everyone has to horseshoe it before they can scroll, and Pat Percer is theorycrafting what it could all mean for jinglenote.

you're literally buttholecore. you should work on nicepersonmaxxing

IPSOS LGBT+ Pride Report 2025. A 26-country IPSOS global advisor survey. June 2025.

Three true stats missing from this report:

- 74% of Britons do not know whether it is rabbit season or duck season

- ⁠37% have, quote, “bricked up” at Bugs Bunny in a dress

- ⁠53% of Britons have run into a painted wall because they previously saw the Road Runner use it to speed into the horizon

I have been affected by the recent restructures at Bethesda, After an amazing 8 years i am on the lookout for new opportunities in Community, Marketing, and beyond. Slide into those DM's for a chat.

It's been an incredible run. Very proud of what was achieved.

What if your name was Derrick Barsoul but you had no arsehole?

Happy birthday

Donald DRUMPF and FELON Musk do NOT want you to share this footage of me throwing up after eating three burritos!

Wouldn’t it be a shame if this went as viral as the stomach bug I currently have?

Bowser Jr is looking back unfavourably at a Toad in a police car.

😤 ACAB 👏 INCLUDES 👏 TOAD 👏😤

Milhouse split into three.

What’s it like Bill? Bill? Bill?

YouTube video by FayMai Life On Mars David Bowie Cover by FayMai | Acoustic Ukulele Cover

HAPPY FRIDAY! This evening, I ask you to focus on... sailors fighting in the dancehall. (Oh man, look at those cavemen go.) 😀

Charlie Brown is falling through the air after Lucy has pulled the football away from him. Charlie Brown is labelled “me”, Lucy is labelled “also me” and the football is labelled “somehow also me”.

Made this for my therapist. Today was a good session.

comic by me Solidus: “do you know what day it is today?” Raiden pauses Raiden: “wed… wednesday?”

comic by me Solidus: “do you know what day it is today?” Raiden can be seen shuffling and looking down Solidus: “ARE YOU GOOGLING IT?”

more april 30 comics

Twitter: Here’s 24 reasons why Easter now means you can say the N word

Facebook: This blatantly fake AI rendering of a 94 year old grandma made a giant Easter egg in the hopes of 6000 shares!

Threads: I just learned that Trump got elected. Here’s how this will affect the rest of your 2017 (1/56)

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Vivi Norako the cat looks up.

Kazuma Kiryu is looking up. The Yakuza 3 Remastered logo is below him.

Vivi Norako doing her best impression of the Yakuza 3 cover art.

A jar of unsealed but closed Marmite sits by itself on a south-eastern train in London.

Now look, I’m as left wing as I can possibly be under the circumstances, but there are *some* types that shouldn’t be here. 😤

I bet this Marmite jumped the barrier and doesn’t even have an Oyster card! 😡🤬

A knitted frog sits next to a guitar at the TWRP show in Melkveg.

Let her play!!!

An iPhone note reading “Game idea; you are in the final match of a tennis cup and must make your opponent fall in love with you by the end in order to bring about an end to the Cold War.”

An iPhone note saying “hitman but you’re a lion”

My fav is when I come up with game ideas I don’t have the ability to make.