U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Chestnut eats 70.5 hot dogs and buns to win 17th Mustard Belt Famed competitive eater Joey “Jaws” Chestnut reclaimed his title Friday at the Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July hot-dog eating contest after after skipping last year’s gastronomic battle in New York for...

Finally, some good fucking news.

ground.news/article/ches...

There are people wandering around in broad daylight that have walked into their workplace restroom and done absolutely mythical damage to toilets, and they just go unpunished.

Look, folks. I'm no expert, and I don't claim to be. But after extensive Googling on my part that I admit could have missed something, I've determined that only two presidents ever received a cognitive test. They were both Trump.

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist

one of my strongest held beliefs is that we will not fix any of our most serious problems unless we are willing to hold a Nuremberg for social media executives, funders and engineers

If I ask, "y'all saw that?" everyone instantly knows what I mean today.

We failed to stop the rise of fascism. What comes next? How to navigate the future without a map.

We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one.

shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...