Mike / Tokkan, needer of antihistamine

Wizard Cat digital STL file for 3d printing Cute 3D Cat wearing a lil cloak cuz he's a wizard This STL file for 3D printing is the purrfect blend of cuteness and magic!  Purrfect to decorate your shelves, desk or to gift to your significant oth...

I gave a shy trick-or-treating kid one of these 3d prints and they lit up, wickelle.com/products/wiz...

An orange plastic skeleton with a staff nametag squashed to death under a cartload of books

A tragic accident in Central library this morning

(Not so) Happy halloween from Jeju

The Onion: ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

theonion.com/ice-agent-7-...

you know this is the kind of picture premise that begs for ai. good on tim onion for sending a photographer out to capture a real picture instead.

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.

Panel 1 of a four-panel minicomic. A hand holds a ferret, while another hand holds a tiny witch hat.

The witch hat is put on the ferret's head.

The ferret grabs the hat.

The ferret throws the hat.

Happy Halloween, aka National Put a Hat on a Ferret Day!

Play Final Fantasy Tactics.

Give Guns to your White Mages.

Costco dads unite. Make a movement! Be an ally. Fight fascism and high prices at the same time! They do honestly do hand in hand.

I know this fascist shit is doomed when I see late 50s and early 60s white guys in their Costco Shopping Finest screaming ‘fuck you’ in DHS officers’ faces

Much of the Avatar bonus sheet looks genuinely terrible.

These are Commander staple cards with poor choices of scenes, cropping, and no touching up. The colors are often off and the flavor is hot or miss.

It's worse than the Final Fantasy bonus sheet. A big miss in what looks like a good set.

J’ai stole le Joconde et maintenant elle est ma femme

Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo

ZEKE: All right, good haul. 'Course, there are PROVISIONS to follow. Like I said a hundred times, there's alien candies in there. Could be poisonous to humans. Ya gotta carefully sort out the-- CASSIOPEIA: Wnnh shmm?

This is reality for a lot of Americans. People who have never struggled will never really understand.

Every church should be doing this, and if your church isn’t, you’re at the wrong church.

Everyone in the FFXIV community when they announced they're lifting class restrictions for glamour, probably:

a pink round alien is inside a carved pumpkin and waving a magic wand

"Self is a bewitching gourd!"

Thou marble-hearted fiend

A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated. A strange-looking alien with artificial antennae made from tin foil emerged.

"Greetings, Earthlings!! We come in..." It consulted a device. "In trick or treat?"

#Movember begins tomorrow, Tenno!

Grow your Mo’ and support men's health with the new moustache-themed Tusker Sumdali for your Landing Craft, mobile phone wallpapers, new Glyphs and this year's Captura contest!

later headline: "CAPED DOG VIGILANTE SPOTTED ON ROOFTOP IN HELL'S KITCHEN"

"they're selling this garbage on the streets," dog mutters to self

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

A reminder to Ottawa Council 😎

Build cities for people and businesses will come.

Build cities for business, they'll take every inch and I'll leave you high and dry at the first opportunity.

Close up of a poster about how to help a person who is choking, focusing on a picture of a person clutching their throat, but one could imagine it's the hand of an unseen person out of frame who's choking the person we see, and the head of the person who is choking looks slightly like a bald vampire with kind of pointy ears. The text to the right says, "4 minutes to live. LOOK. Hand on neck. Cannot speak or breathe. Turns blue. Collapses."

LOOK motherfucker, you've got about 4 minutes to tell me where Dracula is

IF YOU PLAY HOYOVERSE GAMES YOU SUPPORT GEN AI 🗣️🗣️🗣️

A graphite illustration of a hornet's nest shaped like a human skull

Something spooky for the end of October 🐝

History can be very specific

We know a lot about trade in the Old Babylonian era (thanks, Ea-Nasir!) but once those goods were sold at the quayside... we have little idea how goods were distributed *inside* cities. IIRC there's no mention of open-air markets because no one complained about them