Mike / Tokkan, needer of antihistamine

why are you fucking swans, ft

I'm not a "maximize consumption to infinity" kinda guy by any means, but come on, the speed with which these crazed lying dipshits pivot from YOU'LL BE ROLLING IN MOUNTAINS OF CHEAP GROCERIES to YOU DON'T NEED TO EAT EVERY SINGLE WEEK, PEONS is just brain-destroying.

LOOK

THERE'S A LION

OH MY GOD

THERE'S A LION

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

YouTube video by Graham Stark Winter Olympics Branding Review – 2026 Emblem & Mascots

I keep getting asked, so here are my answers!
Let’s review the branding of the Milano Cortina games (with bonus tier list)

youtu.be/daB7jQ_owDQ

This is intensely wtf and yet on a smaller scale I think a lot of writers find factual mistakes in professional book reviews that make you think hmmm.

Everything the Ellison family could own if Paramount buys Warner Bros:

Paramount+
CBS
CNN
Showtime
HBO
Warner Bros
TNT
TBS
MTV
DC Studios
Nickelodeon
Comedy Central
Cartoon Network
And more...

This is a rotten deal that the Trump regime has rubber stamped.

State AGs must step in and block it.

the Ellisons acquiring control of a huge portion of American media is a disaster and so many talented people are going to lose jobs and opportunities

they are also self-evidently far worse than the Murdochs at propaganda

Interviewer: You might be able to catch some. It's all completely virtual. It's very simple, but it's also an overlay of physically based information that now exists on top of the real world. Herzog: When two persons in search of a pokémon clash at the corner of Sunset and San Vicente is there violence? Is there murder? Interviewer: They do fight, virtually. Herzog: Physically, do they fight? Interviewer: No- Herzog: Do they bite each other's hands? Do they punch each other?

Happy 30th birthday to Pokémon. Without it, the greatest Werner Herzog quote of all time would not exist.

We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists

BREAKING: We're suing Kansas for a law that invalidates transgender people's updated driver's licenses and authorizes anyone to sue anyone they suspect of being trans for using the "wrong" bathroom.

‘We defeated the parties of billionaire donors’: Hannah Spencer’s victory speech ‘We don’t have to fight dirty to fight for change,’ said Green party’s new MP after Gorton and Denton byelection win

‘We defeated the parties of billionaire donors’: Hannah Spencer’s victory speech

Transgender Chicago man hospitalized after saving baby from drowning in Lake Michigan “I wasn’t going to let that baby die,” Lio Cundiff said.

This 30-year-old transgender man, who can’t swim, jumped into Lake Michigan after a wind gust blew a baby in a stroller into the freezing water.

He’s being called a hero. But now he has medical expenses, and people are donating to a fundraiser to support him.

www.advocate.com/news/lio-cun...

Lol the Pokémon Music collection reveal crashed the Pokémon Center store website.

(Mini GB with carts that play the original music)

If you add my RPG sales to Wizards of the Coast, I have the best selling RPG of all time.

tweet by the late Dawn Foster from Sep 4th 2020 "Matt Goodwin once emailed me to accuse him of being racist when I called him a “racist whisperer” and I had to explain to him that horse whisperers aren’t horses."

RIP to a real one

Sketchbook drawing of a shape that is not a cube

guy at the bar asked Tom “can I draw a cube in your sketchbook?” and then spent forty five seconds drawing this I’m dying

Leftover rhymes include "fork (two-tined)" and "dork, d'you mind?", if anyone requires them. ---- Description: A Far Side cartoon depicting 4 people in surgical scrubs surrounding a patient from whom one surgeon is removing what appears to be a live porcupine. The caption reads "Well, I guess that explains the abdominal pains." Above the comic, two rhyming lines have been added, with another rhyming line added below, so that all the text adds up to the following limerick: In acute pain was Benjamin Horkubind. A treatment, he went to New York to find. "Well, I guess that explains the abdominal pains," Said the surgeon, as Ben was de-porcupined.

Yesterday my crack team of undergraduate limerickologists and I discovered the remains of a lost limerick within a Far Side cartoon, so we've reconstructed the full poem. Peer review is hereby invited, as we plan to formally publish our findings on a prestigious bathroom stall door later this year.

you ever just think about goomy

For those who say this isn't canon, let me tell ya there is no one more American than someone from Alberta

Total Canadian victory @arbiterw.bsky.social

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors https://theonion.com/kash-patel-faces-backlash-after-partying-with-nancy-guthries-captors/

Instagram story from Tayler Strome saying she's been getting vile messages about her two year old daughter

Dylan Strome (a Canadian player for the Washington Capitals) wasn't even at the Olympics, he went to Disney World with his wife and daughters, and when his wife innocently posted a cute picture of this on Instagram, the NHL reblogged it and now apparently she's getting hate-DMs.

In the midst of the debacle over the USA Hockey men's team laughing at Trump's joke about the women's team, the NHL tried to damage control by retweeting pictures of other players with their daughters and the end result is Canadian players who weren't even at the Olympics are now being yelled at.