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Brett Shomaker

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340 Followers  |  172 Following  |  92 Posts  |  Joined: 21.11.2024  |  1.6734

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I would have hit into Bridgeman by now.

15.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s kind of bizarre that the audio engineers for the Olympics broadcast haven’t figured out how to filter out the whine of the drones.

10.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🌴

09.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A

06.02.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking off my weather hat for a moment for something more important than the forecast…today is International Holocaust Remembrance Day.

I’ve shared before that my grandparents (mom’s side) are both Holocaust survivors. Please do me a favor and read their story in this thread.

27.01.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 305    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 9

Aside from two extremely frustrating moments it was a great game. Looking forward to next season. Solid team.

26.01.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stidham is a straight up baller. We’ve got this

24.01.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait what

10.01.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Philip Rivers’ return ends up unlocking the elusive 36-23, the prophecy will be fulfilled

14.12.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damnit NFL Red Zone fix your audio! It’s been pure static for almost 10 minutes now. Killing my Sunday chill.

07.12.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet shoes were the first pieces of clothing ever created

23.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have trouble believing it’s in the ground. I just don’t see how that could happen regardless of who is in the foreground.

18.11.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lafayette. The green ribbon lasted about 30 seconds.

12.11.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bottom left

07.11.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That Chop incident would have turned me directly into John Wick

03.11.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Six-fingered babies are the cutest

01.11.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude, I’m going to have to start betting based on your skeets now.

29.09.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to hang this in my house year round and when people ask what it is I’m just going to say β€œgrandma”

16.09.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are so close to getting it

03.09.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The door swings inward.

12.08.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Near Crestone? Probably an alien portal.

30.07.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is 7.7 the lowest L3TP score ever?

23.07.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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COMMENTARY: It takes a great country to admit its mistakes. The Trump administration's new signs at Colorado's National Historic Sites reflect weakness and insecurity.

20.06.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1487    πŸ” 499    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 75

The β€œtwo weeks” schtick is lowkey one of the funniest bits ever - it’s too bad it’s applied to actual serious stuff now. I miss the simpler times of infrastructure week.

19.06.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t even afford pants

08.06.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The gift of not blinking

03.06.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Double digits baby!

03.06.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Found dril’s burner account

03.06.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was there for that. In my memory it was Maze though. Thanks for correcting my memory.

02.06.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

5/26/89 was the debut of Bathtub Gin, well as far as we know. This is a day where we should all be in this together! Treat each other well regardless of how much we actually want to take a bath! #phish

26.05.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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