Chris of the Elder Noobs

WE IN HERE 💅

Mountain Grass Unit was booked on a festival in Birmingham, but the event was cancelled. The band is still playing a show at a small venue in town.

The band is selling 200 tickets at a location revealed 24 hours in advance. Cash only. 2 ticket limit. Anyway,,,,, ya boy is currently in line for tix

Hell yea

When did you move next door to @phastenough.bsky.social?

Cover “You Fucked Up” or GTFO

That’s sick

@rystorm.bsky.social gets a man on street interview series and we all lose our $50 promo. Coincidence? 👀👀

I’ve been living on that $50 annual Nugs promo for YEARS 😭😭😭😭

Screenshot of The Princess Bride’s Inigo Montoya with text that says “Hello. My name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to laugh”

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

Y'all remember when Phish was touring two weeks ago? That was pretty cool.

You know the times are bleak when I'm genuinely jealous of the polite natural of the British fascist police officers.

Mistake! They were kinda great when I saw them last month

That Cake Black Crowes overlap is FUCKED UP

The grammar really crushes any amount of cleverness.

When your Phamily Reunion tshirt comes with a tank.

Disco Biscuits, still not a top 4.

@wovenantelope.bsky.social said they were great last night here be Bham, but I couldn’t make it.

That’s what she said?

These kids wouldn't last a day in the mid 80's.

This must be due to porn being so available on the Internet for their generation. I've always found the Gen Z take on this to be really funny, because coming from our childhood, we are already receiving the least horny movies since like 1950.

Idiots all the way down.

One of the corner stones of the government's case against Tyler Robinson is the text's he sent his partner. The FBI DIRECTOR publicly stated they seemed unnatural. That moron is sowing public doubt of their own evidence.

Again, these aren't serious people.

You can have a little Italian sub mid-week as a treat

Let's not forget that the FBI Director recently posted on X, The Everything App, a laundry list of internet conspiracy theories that about the Charlie Kirk assassination that will be at the top of the list of Tyler Robinson's defense.

These aren't serious people.

It turns out that shit posting from atop the government probably isn't great practice when it comes to the judicial system.

Rucker's going to sound like he's having a stroke trying to say that on stage.

Worst band name ever?

Which do we think caused more autism, Page McConnell’s father inventing Tylenol or Phish’s music?

Don’t let the shit posting fool you. He’s a sweetheart, folks.