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Liz Hey-No!

@lizheyno.bsky.social

Weird Mother. Educator. Witch. Recreational Hooker ๐Ÿงถ Tie-er of Knots ๐Ÿชข๐Ÿ’

295 Followers  |  292 Following  |  391 Posts  |  Joined: 19.01.2025  |  1.7747

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It happened. I woke up and the pipes are frozen. I have no heat, no hot water, & now no running water at all. I am freezing and completely overwhelmed. The $2,800 repair is an absolute catastrophe-level emergency now. Please, any help.

tamilove21 on Cash App, Venmo, & Paypal.

#MutualAid #HelpSky

02.11.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Two weeks til mine!

02.11.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is now November.

IT IS THE MONTH OF MY BIRTH. PREPARE YOUR TRIBUTES.

01.11.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 110    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Microfiber, slime, unsealed terracotta,

I could continue, but they all result in the same

31.10.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta love when the algorithm recommends a post from one of your professors almost 2 decades after having his class.

30.10.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jack o lantern with "Release the Files" on it

Jack o lantern with "Release the Files" on it

How to scare monsters ๐ŸŽƒ

29.10.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 561    ๐Ÿ” 231    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Yuuuuup. My friends are my kidsโ€™ aunts and uncles. Their kids are my kidsโ€™ cousin.

Also, a cousin of my cousin is also my cousin.

29.10.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Reminding us to drink water and take meds is advice.

Being kind also applies to oneโ€™s self. I hope you feel better soon

24.10.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was today years old when I realized how easy it is to change the page size in Word.

Also, I have entered the stage in life/work where that is a game changer for me.

Goodbye 8.5x11. Hello 11x17!

14.10.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A crocheted tooth hanging on a door knob.

A crocheted tooth hanging on a door knob.

My oldest inherited her dadโ€™s bad teeth, and has to have her front teeth pulled tomorrow.

So tonight we #crochet a tooth shaped pocket so that the #toothfairy doesnโ€™t have to venture into Barbie battlefield that is her bedroom.

13.10.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back in the 90s when neo-nazi skinheads were everywhere, people wore colored laces in their Doc Martens to signify which side they were on. Red meant nazi, one black one white meant anti-racist, blue meant neutral, and green meant you like frogs and were anti-fascist. Been thinking about that a lot.

12.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2817    ๐Ÿ” 501    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 181    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Meanwhile in #Portland

10.10.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9183    ๐Ÿ” 2205    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

This is actually Deanโ€™s heaven, not cruising around solo in Baby

09.10.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A plastic food storage container with a handle on each side and a mint green lid full of chicken noodle soup sitting on an orange plaid table cloth. The container has two dot eyes and a small smile

A plastic food storage container with a handle on each side and a mint green lid full of chicken noodle soup sitting on an orange plaid table cloth. The container has two dot eyes and a small smile

A white bowl full of homemade chicken noodle soup on an orange plaid tablecloth. A silver spoon is sitting in the bowl. 

The chicken soup is the perfect example of if it ainโ€™t broke donโ€™t fix it. 

An onion, celery, grated carrots, rotisserie chicken and wide egg noodles plus my combination of both my grandmothersโ€™ โ€œsecretโ€ ingredients. Perfection

A white bowl full of homemade chicken noodle soup on an orange plaid tablecloth. A silver spoon is sitting in the bowl. The chicken soup is the perfect example of if it ainโ€™t broke donโ€™t fix it. An onion, celery, grated carrots, rotisserie chicken and wide egg noodles plus my combination of both my grandmothersโ€™ โ€œsecretโ€ ingredients. Perfection

Each #soupseason I like to change things up a bit. One year I only followed #recipes. The next I only improvised. There was the year my husband baked bread to go with each soup.

This year we have Gus, our new designated to-go container.

#WhatAreGusโ€™sGuts this week? - Homemade Chicken Noodle Soup

08.10.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe he read an article about Pinkertons fighting rednecks and got confused?

03.10.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*get wrecked

Bluesky. Iโ€™m begging for an edit button

23.09.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My mother has eaten the same 3 meals, every day, for 60 years, and my grandpa used to leave for work early enough that if the car broke down he could walk and still make it on timeโ€ฆ but yeah, itโ€™s the Tylenol

Bet wrecked

23.09.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A mostly cloudy sky with one defined ray of light breaking through the clouds

A mostly cloudy sky with one defined ray of light breaking through the clouds

The sky this afternoon was doing all the things.

#bluesky

23.09.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I just got an email that my daughter was accepted into a 5 day a week pre-k program! And the best part is it will cost us nothing. I am so grateful

15.09.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s just going to make you love him more.

And also it will make you never want to buy Bob Ross merch ever again.

14.09.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I choose to believe that the media doesnโ€™t identify this wastes as white because everybody already assumes they are, because, who else would it be?

I know thatโ€™s not the truth, but it helps me

13.09.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Remember how this united us as a country against Arabs?

Fixed it for you

12.09.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A skid mark in an intersection

A skid mark in an intersection

I saw this skid and felt nostalgia

For carefree days
Ridin around, windows down. Gunnnin
Every yellow light.
Every stop sign a mere suggestion
Dumb kids doing dumb things.
Once in a lifetime adventures
Maybe someday Iโ€™ll be fun again.

#poetrysky #poem #acrostic #everydayinspiration

09.09.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency needs to end.

03.09.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23333    ๐Ÿ” 5432    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 420    ๐Ÿ“Œ 220

Also, yโ€™all in the โ€œyโ€™all means allโ€ gender inclusive way.

Not the Southern, monogrammed, double-barrel first name way.

01.09.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A little backyard campfire

A little backyard campfire

I know itโ€™s still technically summer until the 22nd, but tonight we had a fire and I needed a flannel, so Happy Fall Yโ€™all ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

01.09.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Maybe Iโ€™ve been watching too much Supernatural, but RFK Jr. being pestilence makes sense.

Netanyahu is famine

Putin is war

Trump is death

30.08.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A parking lot behind a building in a rundown river town

A parking lot behind a building in a rundown river town

A beam of sunlight breaking through a canopy of leaves against a clear blue sky

A beam of sunlight breaking through a canopy of leaves against a clear blue sky

Barren parking lot
Lifted chin finds green glory -
Perspective matters

#haiku #poetsky #feels #perspective

26.08.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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