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@edisonmaxwell.bsky.social

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants

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I'll add that there are entitled pricks out there.
I've seen the grandson of a certain middle eastern dynasty wreck a Lamborghini, because he could.
I'm not in favor of keeping stupid people in power, just because grandfather was a stupid person years before.
This corrupt shit will be investigated.

09.10.2025 15:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey Stephen. Come and get me! Pick on someone your own size.
Not that you are close to being my size.
As a wealthy scion I can buy or sell your lilly white ass.
Kneel before me and apologize for interrupting my landscaping crew, you sissy boy nonce.

09.10.2025 14:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At least, Stephen Miller is not in the Epstein files.
The underage girls and even Jeffery Epstein were like "ew 🤮"

09.10.2025 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No way hot Latino sex is permissible at the Superbowl.
Not when a chick magnet like Stephen Miller is there to woo the ladies!

09.10.2025 14:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not a fan of eugenics.
But we, as a society, have to do what we need to do to prevent the extreme stupidity and ugliness of Stephen Miller.

09.10.2025 14:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whatever your politics about Kamala Harris, I think we can all agree that Stephen Miller is far uglier.
Really. That guy is an eyesore.

09.10.2025 14:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stephen Miller is an ugly dwarf who wants big hulking workers to be deported so he won't feel so inadequate.

09.10.2025 14:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stephen Miller won the prize for being the biggest loser in Loserville.
He put on his tiara and claimed his prize.
"I am a total loser" he sobbed. "Thank you for this prize!"
Arch your back for the next spanking, loser boy.

09.10.2025 14:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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From the Fauxmoi community on Reddit: Leaked video shows Stephen Miller, the current White House Chief of Staff, at age 17 describing the torture of Iraqis in gruesome detail as his peers American sol... Explore this post and more from the Fauxmoi community

If you want the Master Race, you shouldn't choose Stephen Miller as your leader because he is a noticeably ugly person who was a loser even in high school (www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/co...)
He's a very short person, under 5 feet tall, and he's never been laid, but he wants everyone to respect him.

09.10.2025 14:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I'm Spartacus - Spartacus (8/10) Movie CLIP (1960) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips I'm Spartacus - Spartacus (8/10) Movie CLIP (1960) HD

I am anti-fascist. I am antifa.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKCm...

09.10.2025 13:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't want a President who responds to a national crisis by posting dank memes you could like or subscribe.

09.10.2025 12:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey Pam and Mike! Hitler executed 84 generals! archive.is/202308241051...

09.10.2025 11:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel sorry for Pam Bondi and Mike Johnson.
They don't see how they are about to get crushed.
A long list of people who were close to Trump during his first administration who renounced Trump en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

09.10.2025 11:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am proudly anti-fascist.
I am Antifa!

09.10.2025 11:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Currently it's only 39 days before Trump realizes that his AJ is 60 years old: www.google.com/search?q=cou...
Pam did a good job with blond hair extensions.
But under the bus she goes.

09.10.2025 11:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mike Johnson ("the big Johnson") is a good example of why you don't want the federal government to tell you what to do your genitals.
Bodily autonomy should be the least of things we have to defend. Stop trying to regulate my genitals!
People like Mike are obsessed about what you do with genitals.

09.10.2025 11:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mike Johnson doesn't see this coming.
He's going to get thrown under the bus.
Any blowback from the shutdown is heading his way.
People are going to hate on the Republicans in the next election.
Trump will blame it all on Mike Johnson.
How's that pact with devil going, Mike?

09.10.2025 10:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry to tell you, Mike. Your teenage boy started jerking off a long time ago without using the app. archive.is/202412280231...

09.10.2025 10:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lee Greenwood Agrees With Mike Johnson, 'I'd Be Great for Super Bowl Show' One person’s backing House Speaker Mike Johnson’s call to swap Bad Bunny for Lee Greenwood at the Super Bowl ... it’s the country singer himself!

Just to be clear about this, Mike Johnson says that one of the most popular performers on the planet should be replaced by Lee Greenwood: www.tmz.com/2025/10/08/l...
Greenwood shopped his song around. Here is the Canadian version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf3e...
Couldn't find an Arabic version, yet.

09.10.2025 10:38 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
God Bless You Canada - Lee Greenwood
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I get a lot of nice feedback from folks who are reluctant to actually follow me, for fear of retribution.
One of them was Lee Greenwood, an elderly gentleman from California who wrote the hit song "God Bless You Canada": www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf3e...
I hope they let him perform at the Super Bowl.

09.10.2025 10:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I'm Spartacus - Spartacus (8/10) Movie CLIP (1960) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips I'm Spartacus - Spartacus (8/10) Movie CLIP (1960) HD

A lot of the little old ladies in our anti-fascist sewing circle have suggested that we come out in support of antifa.
"That's been declared a terrorist organization", I said.
Some of them were old enough to remember the Nazis, so, bless their hearts. "I am Antifa!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKCm...

09.10.2025 09:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A lot of the younger folks are asking how they can join our chapter of the local Antifa WorldWide organization.
I think it's the Streisand effect (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisa...)
Plus, Barbra herself is anti-fascist: x.com/BarbraStreis...

09.10.2025 09:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unfortunately, we have had to cancel our annual bake sale in support of Antifa.
Anti-fascism is under a lot of strain at the moment, what with all the senior officials who think that being against fascism is a bad thing.

09.10.2025 09:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm starting to think that Donald Trump never was real. He was generated by an AI by some DOGE teenager who was just punking us.
I mean... how many people fell for that absurd characterization of a presidency?
The only thing that would make it better is if the president himself posted AI slop!!!

09.10.2025 09:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We haven't seen much of Trump since the start of the shutdown. The Trump Shutdown has become the Trump Shutup. So maybe some good has come from it.

06.10.2025 21:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The moment when Pete Hegseth didn't win over the generals.

06.10.2025 11:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People laughed at me when I said I would bring down drug prices by 1000 percent.
"Not mathematically possible," they said.
But I'm going to raise tariffs on drugs by 10,000 percent. So cutting them back later could easily bring the savings down to 1000 per cent.
Makes perfect sense.

05.10.2025 03:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We, as a nation, can no longer tolerate the threat of people who say mean things about me behind my back!
It hurts my feelings.
These radical left poopoo heads should stop treating me like an emotionally undeveloped narcissist. Or I will doodoo on them.
I can do it because I am the president.

04.10.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vladimir hasn't called me in days.
I hope I didn't say something wrong.
I wait near the phone each night.
That red phone, with the stupid lights.
Call me Vladimir!
I miss you so much.

04.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't like this transgender thing.
Suppose I want to walk into the dressing room at the Miss Teen USA pageant, and there's a dingdong there.
It would ruin the fun of walking in to the dressing room of the Miss Teen USA pageant!

04.10.2025 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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