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Nathaniel

@drbodyguard.bsky.social

He/Him. Urban Fantasy/Superhero/ Sci-Fantasy Lover/Writer, Psychology trained/Mythology Obsessed, Liberal, The Rule of Awesome applies

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Krampus holding his sack open. "You. In the bag."

Krampus holding his sack open. "You. In the bag."

Happy Krampusnacht, everybody. Get ready for a whoopin'.

05.12.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 153    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Honestly, I don't like going to the movie theater anymore.

It's way too expensive, dirty and I generally don't like crowds.

I'm not that sad about theaters dying off.

05.12.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rest in Peace - Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
September 1950 - December 2025

Rest in Peace - Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa September 1950 - December 2025

Actor Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, known for his roles as Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat (1995), Nobusuke Tagomi in The Man in the High Castle, and Chang in The Last Emperor (1987), has passed away at 75.

05.12.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 959    ๐Ÿ” 414    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 275

Pure. Fucking. Evil.

05.12.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a legend. RIP

05.12.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œthe USPS must turn a profitโ€ makes me want to set things on fire

they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, thatโ€™s how important it is

nothing in there about โ€œonly if you can make money on itโ€

04.12.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2448    ๐Ÿ” 756    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
Old illustration of witches riding goats and brooms.
Text reads: "Sure sex is great, but have you ever wandered deep into the forest only to return haunted and full of forbidden knowledge?"

Old illustration of witches riding goats and brooms. Text reads: "Sure sex is great, but have you ever wandered deep into the forest only to return haunted and full of forbidden knowledge?"

28.11.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nice

04.12.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm glad you didn't fridge him

04.12.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gross

04.12.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hello, the name's Ordo. I'm into
-Zelda
-Kingdom Hearts
-Yakuza/Like A Dragon
-Fire Emblem
-Rpgs in general
-Nier
-Persona
-Fighting Games
-Dragonball
-Gundam
-other anime
-Doctor Who
-Power Rangers
-Podcasts

That's all I can think of. So let's be mutuals if you're interested!

08.11.2024 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tumblr user nocryptographer:
I talked with someone who works in book publishing, and they mentioned they get a lot of AI slop these days. I asked how they know what's human-written, and they said that there's one thing that will reveal AI slop without error, and that's the author not knowing their own creation.
A real author can talk about their story for hours. They love to elaborate every character, every twist, every detail. Because those existed in their head long before they ever made it to the paper. They were loved before they were written.
AI slop wasn't. It was just vomited into existence.
Someone who generates their story with AI will never bond with their story the way real writers do. That's why they may not know what to say when they're asked why did the character do this, or even remember the scene in the first place. It's something they read, not something they wrote. And to a writer, those are not the same.
There's a unique bond between the creator and the creation. If your writing doesn't come of you, you'll always lack that.
I keep hearing soon we won't be able to tell. And perhaps, in a superficial sense, that's true. But there is a difference. It's not em dashes or repeated words. It's whether the story was made by someone who loves it and cares about it. 
If the writer's eyes light up when asked why did the character do that? and they start their very own Ted Talk about that specific scene... 
then it's real.

Tumblr user nocryptographer: I talked with someone who works in book publishing, and they mentioned they get a lot of AI slop these days. I asked how they know what's human-written, and they said that there's one thing that will reveal AI slop without error, and that's the author not knowing their own creation. A real author can talk about their story for hours. They love to elaborate every character, every twist, every detail. Because those existed in their head long before they ever made it to the paper. They were loved before they were written. AI slop wasn't. It was just vomited into existence. Someone who generates their story with AI will never bond with their story the way real writers do. That's why they may not know what to say when they're asked why did the character do this, or even remember the scene in the first place. It's something they read, not something they wrote. And to a writer, those are not the same. There's a unique bond between the creator and the creation. If your writing doesn't come of you, you'll always lack that. I keep hearing soon we won't be able to tell. And perhaps, in a superficial sense, that's true. But there is a difference. It's not em dashes or repeated words. It's whether the story was made by someone who loves it and cares about it. If the writer's eyes light up when asked why did the character do that? and they start their very own Ted Talk about that specific scene... then it's real.

03.12.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3881    ๐Ÿ” 1838    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

Ouch

04.12.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tony Khan, you coward, give us the Dark Order every single week #AEW

04.12.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A recent Washington Post headline: Actually, today's food prices are a bargain

A recent Washington Post headline: Actually, today's food prices are a bargain

Listen, you stupid poors, just shut up about eggs already. You're lucky we even let you have food.

03.12.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 142    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Wow the replacement for What is Hip musical number on the Drew Carey Show is unfortunate

03.12.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, I think we've turned out to be one of the shittiest generations. Reliably more reactionary and right wing than other generations, and also very, very smug.

03.12.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

As a Gen-Xer, I often think about how my early life was made of endless, insanely virulent homophobia. Bending your wrist the wrong way was cause to get jumped in the locker room, because that "proof" that you were gay and gay people were literally evil incarnate. Gen X was fucked, y'all.

03.12.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.12.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Salvation Army is not a charity. They are an evangelical church that uses donated money to actively oppress gay rights. They've been especially cruel to trans people.

The Salvation Army is not a charity. They are an evangelical church that uses donated money to actively oppress gay rights. They've been especially cruel to trans people.

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

03.12.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7732    ๐Ÿ” 5260    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 137

An easy way to explain luddites:

Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.

And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.

That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.

02.12.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4913    ๐Ÿ” 1746    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66
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a man wearing a cowboy hat is standing next to a horse ALT: a man wearing a cowboy hat is standing next to a horse

The Adventures of Brisco County Jr remains one of the greatest shows of all time

03.12.2025 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100%

02.12.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.

Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.

Committee hearings begin tomorrow.

02.12.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3579    ๐Ÿ” 3389    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 162

I wanted to go with "Yess! My ssssecretary of WAR!" except let's be honest, Cobra Commander tried to hire competent minions and would have murked Hegseth in five seconds flat

02.12.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and theyโ€™ve messed things up so during Rogerโ€™s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

02.12.2025 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10141    ๐Ÿ” 1970    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 258    ๐Ÿ“Œ 876

She could Pounce the hell out of me if she wanted

02.12.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AYO SHOUT OUT _yoshi_9058 on TIKTOK ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

DIDNT KNOW WE HAD #HTP EDITS FFFFFFUCK

#HuntertheParenting #VtM #Vamily

01.12.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŽถ โ„๏ธ ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ–ค

30.11.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 596    ๐Ÿ” 185    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The destruction of the Gรคvle Goat as a prophylactic neccesity for the prosperity of civilisation is a myth.
It is the hatred you carry for the Goat, the wish for its agony and death, that has you under its curse.
Mend the hatred in your graven mind or suffer further.

18.11.2024 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 502    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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