to clear up the rampant conjecture and speculation:
i do not meet the minimum Wendy's ownership requirements to become the mayor of St Thomas, Ontario
(the target audience for this joke is very specific)
@beec4240.bsky.social
Autistic father of 3 autistic sons. Former Shedden Fair Teen Homemaking Queen. Thomas Saggese #1 Fan. Love sports cards & wrestling. ๐จ๐ฆ
to clear up the rampant conjecture and speculation:
i do not meet the minimum Wendy's ownership requirements to become the mayor of St Thomas, Ontario
(the target audience for this joke is very specific)
No Thomas Saggese in #Topps Series 1 baseball is disappointing but ultimately better for my wallet (and catching up on 2025 rainbows)
12.02.2026 16:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh weโre not even talking about GOOD hockey players. The locker room sexual assault & hazing would happen at even the lowest lvls like Jr D (which doesnโt even exist anymore) Rookie circle jerks around slices of bread and the last to cum has to eat it. Pampered & sheltered is what they aspire to.
12.02.2026 00:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Whatโs surprising is this being reported.
This is behaviour passed through midget and junior hockey in southwestern Ontario for generations and generations. All of us who grew up down here know how toxic minor hockey is and always has been. Sadly, I doubt it will ever change.
I thought there were hundreds of years of popular culture with someone changing their personality to match the person theyโre dating/want to date but apparently itโs just an autistic female thing who knew?
11.02.2026 22:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Is it just Alouette on repeat?
11.02.2026 21:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Well, no disrespect to the unrealized 51st state, but I found Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie to be as sophomoric as its title. Paying lavish homage to, if not outright plagiarizing from, Back to the Future and Bill and Tedโs Excellent Adventure, this overly meta farce beats its mildly silly jokes so steadily into the ground that itโs not so much a case of diminishing returns as humor abuse.
Haha, it's so funny because you might invade us.
But at least you won't have to watch any more media with jokes you don't get about Orbitz.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
โBeating a joke into the groundโ is literally the most Canadian form of humour.
Make the joke
Keep making the joke
Keep
Making
Joke
Oh you hate the joke? Keep making it
Joke joke joke
Now itโs even funnier than before
JOKE!
Iโm enjoying Chain Gang All Stars. If you are looking for something more fun, the Dungeon Crawler Carl series is excellent if you havenโt read it yet
10.02.2026 03:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0As a Canadian I say this is the single greatest Trump post ever. Just absolutely hilarous. You guys must be so proud lol
09.02.2026 23:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I would love if they outlawed the ๐คemoji from any and all uses
09.02.2026 13:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0we're the best (in two official languages)
08.02.2026 00:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Rance Mulliniks/Garth Iorg was my favourite Blue Jays platoon
08.02.2026 00:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Dave has to protest so he can still love his old school heroes with absolutely no regret.
Shitty people are shitty people regardless of how well they worked a headlock or how nice they were to you personally, DAVE
Sarah birthday yearly reminder in iPhone calendar
Happy Birthday!
(Added to calendar for yearly reminders)
(Also: excellent work on surviving the last 365 days. Keep up the good work.)
Just cringe, sexual trafficking lawsuits and Trump support
07.02.2026 04:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0AEW and its fans are not the stereotypical fan you seem to be thinking of.
AEW has had a trans woman as their Womanโs World Championship. Theyโve had stars like Adam Page speak from the ring on the side of immigrants. Brody King wears a FUCK ICE shirt and is a leftist. Thatโs just a few.
I took my son to get his done & also get his purple Ontario resident card.
He had enough to get the purple card but they wouldnโt do the health card since he didnโt have anything w/ his signature.
Of course, the purple card they literally just made had his signature but that wasnโt good enough.
this was absolutely delightful
03.02.2026 15:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0have you considered prison?
03.02.2026 03:51 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0poster for the christmas themed thriller "Do You Fear What I Fear" it's a spooky red with a lit christmas tree in the background. the woman in the image is looking concerned and suspicious but also confused like she's unsure who put that wreath on the door
this is an AMAZING title for a christmas themed thriller
02.02.2026 22:21 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The most important question in all of this is:
What does this mean for Thomas Saggese?
I know we're all asking that question.
or maybe it's just me asking that question
it's going to be an offensive lineman
02.02.2026 20:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0there is a 100% chance this was said by an offensive lineman
02.02.2026 20:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hardway or gig
02.02.2026 00:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0HR happens when we create a culture of creativity and fund the arts at every level. Itโs not a one-time funding success but a product of its environment
And we need to strengthen it even more especially while under attack by the US propaganda machine
The problem is there are no real stakes: AJ already said he was retiring and if you did a title vs career match with a younger talent no one would believe that the retirement would be real (especially w/ how wrestling never really retire).
They SHOULD do it your way though
Ok #Canada
Make sure to grab your #SpecialOlympics donuts this weekend at Tim Hortons
100% of the proceeds goes to Special Olympics Canada
on at least some level, it's absolutely hilarious that the united states is destroying their country because they really, really love the guy from the 1995 Pizza Hut commercial
30.01.2026 14:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0thanks! that's a ton of help.
I have a lot of logging to do. I'm excited to see how many I have. I'm at 15 of his 1/1s (not counting printing plates). With the 2025 rookie releases there are just so many cards and variants that it doesn't make sense to keep a spreadsheet anymore