erin

literally saved by the Benadryl topical ointment sticks!!! (i looked lik i had chicken pox from all the scratching lol)

the starbucks line at smf takes longer than tsa

dirty dancing is still a great movie

i don’t think this administration was prepared for the lengths i will go to get my non FDA approved sunscreen filters

i do love to start baking something at 11:30 at night

i know i’ve made bad decisions because it’s almost 1 am and i have 3 new business cards and a door dash order im gonna fall asleep before i can collect

i mean, i’ve been on the edge of a panic attack for three weeks leading up to this, but once you’re in a hot tub in palm springs who could possibly remember that lol

i got to eat pizza and drink champagne in a hot tub in palm springs today!!! my job is great :)

not to be a corporate cuck, but i love my job

read through the dr’s notes, and it was actually three chunks 🤪

Ahhhh! that’s so scary!

my stomach hurts in a “someone ripped a chunk of it off and pulled it out through my mouth yesterday” kind of way

this was a 0/10 experience and my conscious sedation was a little too conscious and not enough sedation

getting spit roasted by doctors tomorrow 🤪

i’m 12 hours in to my 3 days of no fiber and my tummy already hurts

had my first shit without tiktok in years the silence was so loud

what are we using to numb our anxiety now that tiktok is gone? therapy? drugs??

tiktok ban, inauguration, and a colonoscopy next week, thank god my jury duty summons isn’t until the week after