david

brucemaxxing the 8 hour flight to toronto

free our girl

its like if they made a mall specifically for gwenyth paltrow

Pink Rabbits The National · Trouble Will Find Me · Song · 2013

now i only think about los angeles when the sound kicks out

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idk about katie porter. she's too competent, too genuine. the governor of california is supposed to be an absolute ratfucker or a famous movie star, ideally both

Here’s a recent portrait I did of my pal @dantes-infern0.bsky.social and their sexily named bf, David.

It’s water color on paper with some white gauche and a touch of black acrylic.

would like it to be known i capitalized this tweet by hand because thats how democrats be typing sometime

democrats be like

"I just wrote a formal letter to the ethics committee. Let's see Mr. Trump wriggle his way out of that one-------ahhhh ok so, he just deleted the ethics committee. That was my only idea. Should we do another press conference about how completely powerless we are?"

its not a "trade war" calm down. this is america. its a special economic operation.

every time i talk to a tesla driver they always repeat the exact same talking points

"why are you keying my car"

"oh....its YOU"

"please dont slash my tires again i just replaced them"

you people have no originality and its embarrassing

got to do it with a californian accent brother. fade into it with vocal fry and trail off before you get to the L sound

its "ehchtiem...." not "HHHHACHE TEE EM ELL-UH"

with this simple trick you can cut 1500ms of latency off your HTML pronunciation

u ever wake up like damn. my partner is hot asf thats cracey

when im in a crosswalk and theres a tesla waiting for me to cross i like to take a little break, stretch, tie my shoes etc

its kinda sweet how pirates used black flags. like just broadcasting "heyyyyy everybody youre about to get pillaged. we're pirates! arrrrr matey etc" so that way everyone has time to facetime their loved ones

if the universe was just it would be elizabeth holmes up on stage scamming the president for $500bil but instead we got this muppet looking motherfucker. i bet he doesnt even own a turtleneck

its so funny that trump is genuinely intimidated by top G but only because gavin looks like a movie star playing a governor

george w. bush

my dad's review

handshake meme where me (leftist) and my christian mom (voted kasich in 2024) agree that gavin newsome is a motherfucker

anyways.

idk man. this genre of lib-speak is so tacky and depressing to me. its a reminder of how actually powerless we are. laws dont apply to him, supreme court is loyal to him, dc dems are complying. all we have left is calling him "Rage-Baby-In-Chief" in a blog post. we're so absolutely fucked

agent dale cooper be like

look california dems just do not show up to the polls. there is 0 chance CA swings right with electoral college. so ya of the people who voted 29%. (still....low), but thats not representative of the actual population

i was in chico

spent half a decade one town over from paradise, which uhm doesnt exist anymore, and im telling you CA maga has an unbelievable cognitive dissonance when it comes to this stuff

city??? redding is a a small town. last i checked it was overrun by a megacult

in their defense they have a combination Taco Bell/Denny's and a second Denny's restaurant across from the first one on the other side of I5. so. silver lining i guess

by what. seceding? dumb. unfortunately ca needs the us as much as the us needs california

6 million registered to vote in LA so 16%

los angeles does not fuck with trump generally

doubt. but id love to see it

just 20% of eligible voters. the vast majority of those do not live in metro areas. most of the california MAGAs i've encountered despise LA, SF, & california generally. they dont care if LA gets aid

gavin would have to implement a state run tax escrow. but creditors and banks follow fed law generally so the fed could close accounts, force withdraw funds etc. if like the whole state participated thats one thing but if like 5% did then those people get screwed