serena

#real

lowkirkenuinely my favorite album of the year

Mizzou wants to be Michigan so badly

spoiler alert he does exactly this

i hate bluesky because what do you mean i got blocked by a chiefs fan account for rooting for the chiefs….

i need a very meaningful lot more points

i love how celebrity halloween is just doing the halsey great impersonator thing for instagram and then not going to any events

fuck/marry/kill hits very different if you're chill with polyamory and/or multiple homicide

shooting the messenger feels so good lowkey

real ones remember when he was cancelled by luke hemmings fans last year

the woke house

posting this here bc i don’t want to get preachy on twt rn but it’s still okay to have complicated feelings about his passing btw. yes he was an abuser, yes his passing was incredibly tragic.

i remember this day so vividly bc i was working a jelly roll concert and no less than 6 people called me within the span of an hour to make sure i was okay

not going into work today

travis kelce went from one of the greatest tight ends i’ve ever seen to being the oldest of old man hoopers at the Y in like 700 days

the news for the past week has been so bad people are tweeting like they’re on bluesky

Epstein’s victims have said otherwise. Victim testimony matters. It is evidence. Trump’s allies have worked to discredit the voices of victims but that doesn’t mean they aren’t credible.

easy D

Okay, timeline cleanse

Everyone who sees this post, quote post 5 things that make you happy.

1. the 1975
2. hockey season #LGB
3. Fear& podcast
4. Ben & Jerry’s nondairy Phish Food
5. bald ann dowd

trigger warning next time please 🙏

a cartoon of homer simpson says football ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson says football

bluesky is back baby

obamna

hey guys what would you do if you thought you heard your coworker watching 🌽 and clipping his nails in his office but the door was ajar so you’re only like 55% sure asking for a friend

magic house/city museum for the kids for sure. steve’s hot dogs. sauce on the side. city foundry if you’re feeling crazy

‘bsky is dead’ ok then explain this

i have officially requested a trade and intend to hold out until i'm dealt to a new sexuality. while it's truly an honor to have suited up for the bisexuals for the past 6 years i need to do what's best for me at this stage of my career

Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday MINNEAPOLIS—Responding to conservative backlash over a large selection of offerings for the month of June, Target announced Friday that they would scale back their gay pride section to a single t-shir...

Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday