It’s That Kev

“Hello yes I’m the Evil President, I do evil and whatnot”

Saw this mural of Guy Fieri recently, reminded that there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

I was born today a long time ago

Pov: you got a dm from an account you don’t follow

The fact he was wearing a shirt marked “freedom” when his neck got turned into a convertible

Literally wearing a shirt that said “freedom” lol

Seeing the Philly Phanatic show up to the My Chemical Romance show and throw cheesesteaks into the crowd is the closest I’ve ever come to being in a Paul Verhoeven movie

me walking into Saturday

Ugh, I’m sorry bud 😢 it shouldn’t be that hard for them to support and understand you

Screen time has increasingly replaced story time, and experts warn this could lead to children falling behind Last week, former elementary school teacher Spencer Russell posed a question to parents who follow his Instagram account, Toddlers Can Read: "Why aren't you reading aloud to your kids?" The responses, which Russell shared with the Guardian, ranged from embarrassed to annoyed to angry. "It's so boring," said one parent. "I don't have time," said another. One mother wrote in: "I don't enjoy reading myself." Others reported difficulty getting their children to sit still long enough for a full dose of Goodnight Moon or Mother Goose: "He's always interrupting," or "my son just wants to skip all the pages." They noted the monotony of story time, with one saying: "I love reading with my kids, but they request the same book over and over."

Millenials/Gen Z are the weirdest parents, the obsession over childhood autonomy right up until it means working. Handing teachers 'gentle parenting guides' and then refusing to read.

Half the purpose of reading the same boring story 200 times in a row is to associate reading with enjoyment lol

“Hey I can’t put this together while The Rite of Spring plays that loud”

“WHATS THAT I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY GENIUS”

hey just a periodic reminder that it’s so fucking easy to not be a sex pest that anyone being a sex pest has no excuse

[the writer's barely-disguised fetish voice] i'm like the bene gesserit of creating muscle girls

They’d have had his body lying in state on stage for the next three Raw shows

The wrestlers would have to wrestle in front of Hogan’s corpse

“Go out and buy the biggest bag of steroids in the market!”

“The bag hanging in the window sir?”

“The very same!”

Just had a vision and ran with it

Vince McMahon: who’s there? show yourself!

Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER

Hulkamania has been compromised to a permanent end

I think the third was that guy who was on the Cosby show, he came before Ozzy and Hogan

Rest in Piss Hulk Hogan

black sabbath is important to me for a lot of reasons, but like imagine it's 1970 and every other band is doing songs about flowers and shit, and then you have these four gnarly hairy dudes from Birmingham doing songs about nuclear fallout and drug addiction and war, lmao. and it sounds like THAT

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani speaks from the Forbidden Palace after the retreat of all Cuomindang forces

“The People of New York Have Stood Up”

Live feed from the Andrew Cuomo Victory Party where an interruption is taking place

holy shit, nobody showed up

hey guys did something big happen today

Congrats!!!!

*seeing a guy wearing a barrel walking down the street* uhhh recession indicator amirite guys

Elon molested the servers and the servers went bad

Biden’s prostate: sooooo i did a thiiiiiiing