Eddie Bowley @eddache - Bluesky Profile

Me: Hi honey, I'm home. I left the party early because everyone kept calling me a bitchless gooner

My AI Waifu: Beep Boop Syntax Error

06.08.2025 23:02 — 👍 103 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0

I can't wait to see Jackie Chan beat up somebody with a step ladder or an umbrella or a mop or something

05.08.2025 09:39 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's at least more than 2

05.08.2025 09:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Looks like SOMEONE didn't watch my Jetsons video fully disproving this...

youtu.be/XQ9kcWioR68

31.07.2025 20:22 — 👍 110 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

It's sponge thingy

The Thing from The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)

30.07.2025 09:25 — 👍 94 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

Incredible

29.07.2025 13:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me after sending a photo of my face and my personal information to the government just so I can use the internet how I want to

28.07.2025 16:52 — 👍 141 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0

I hope they create a moving statue in honour of Chloe Kelly who continuously bunny-hops

27.07.2025 18:51 — 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That was so. fucking. stressful.

27.07.2025 18:47 — 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Of course Justin Timberlake isn't singing at his concerts.

Singing killed his grandma.

27.07.2025 11:09 — 👍 163 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 0

Yep

26.07.2025 11:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't say "Earth" otherwise they might get you too!

26.07.2025 10:14 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"we want people to talk about this thing we don't want people talking about"

26.07.2025 09:39 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eddache — Did Captain Planet Save The World? - Eddache Did Captain Planet Save The World? - Eddache

You can also watch the video on Nebula instead where I will be actually rewarded for the views nebula.tv/videos/eddac...

26.07.2025 09:24 — 👍 69 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Screen shot from an email claiming copyright on my Captain Planet video

My Captain Planet video has been copyright claimed, despite being clearly fair use.
I contested it but they've pushed back, meaning I've got to suck up that a video I worked so hard on will earn zero money or it gets deleted.

So, please consider supporting me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/c/eddache

26.07.2025 09:22 — 👍 162 🔁 35 💬 11 📌 0

DK Voice: "Oooh, Vagina!"

24.07.2025 11:15 — 👍 149 🔁 19 💬 8 📌 2

YouTube video by Breakbit Music archive Hot Cold Sodas and Cold Hot Popcorn 🎶 Nuthacker

Man, I should be way more upset about Hulk Hogan. I was a big fan when I was a kid, I even actually saw Suburban Commando at the cinema, but what a pathetic way to tank a legacy.

Anyway, at least we have this:
youtu.be/PLUVVqbSX8s?...

24.07.2025 16:56 — 👍 56 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0

Bluesky scanned my face just so I make posts like this

24.07.2025 11:19 — 👍 125 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0

DK Voice: "Oooh, Vagina!"

24.07.2025 11:15 — 👍 149 🔁 19 💬 8 📌 2

Many are saying this

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