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having the worst time of my life rn if i’m being honest

hello i’m here. and also wine drunk. sesel i love u so bad for my whole life

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locking in when wine drunk for d&d

why didn’t i think of this im kms

i love having a cat named dracula bc we will unironically have conversations like “can you believe dracula woke us up at dawn because she needed to feed!!”

want to go garden shopping but it’s raining

Thou art too damned jolly. Sail on.

this and a bevvy is what it’s rlly all about huh

the mcu used to be about steve literally dragging a helicopter back down to save bucky. we used to be a real society

don’t need no fucking mouse telling me what their tiktok metaphor of depression is

thunderbolts pissed me off so bad i logged into bluesky to complain about it

philly friends i cannot reccomend my very good friend enough for any and all abortion doula support you or your loved ones might need 🩵🩵🩵🩵

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when it feels like the book is definitely At Its Peak but then u look and its only 36% done

I love when people say stuff like "the biopic about this administration is going to be SCATHING" brother at this rate the biopic is going to be called "The Great Patriot: Rise Of A Ruler" and they'll make our kids watch it in school

this period is kicking my ass what do you mean my usual 2 excedrin aren’t even touching my developing migraine rn

gm who else isn’t ready to face another day of horrors!!!

the password is gofastboatsmojito. all one word

If only we a had a 900 page document in our hands a year ago that said they were going to do this!

this is delightful..bluesky u have bewitched me body and soul..

every single day the last 8 days has been like waking up in the pits of hell and being told to update your arbitrary spreadsheets

on my period and tearing up at the List of Individual Dogs wikipedia page

save me crybaby pasta date night valentine’s day resy save me

wait i’m obsessed w her

the way that our trip to visit amber and nicole is going to heal me like a victorian child sent to the seaside

GOOD LUCK WILLLLLLLLLLL

hey can u come back over and lay on my furniture to re-scent my house good 😭

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

#MILKSHAKE

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies