Will Westwater

gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.

Bought a Tesla in 2020 and lemme tell ya, if someone were to deface it with spray paint antagonizing a certain world’s richest man I’d leave it on there

Elon Musk’s Twitter summed up in a single image:

I feel for Aubrey Plaza rn. Losing a partner is horrible

Also people who can’t read

I swear racquet clubs forcing tennis whites on members is just an excuse to see cock and minge

i hope the girl who kept laughing at Nosferatu at my theater last night gets coal today

Nosferatu is a BANGER

Imagine having one life to live and then spending that one life demonizing 1% of the population

Church can choke for all I care. Burn it all

In Europe taking a vacation from:
• religious texts in hotel drawers
• clothes and hats with any mention of maga, 1776 or the phrase “fuck your feelings”
• the functionally illiterate

Hi, I’m God.

Tax churches.

Love,

God

A chow chow dog on the left looks at camera sat next to an Aussie Pit mix, also looking at camera. They’re on the bed and looking sleepy and snuggly!

I’m Will. Here are my dogs: Toby (left) and Girlfriend (right)

Hello to what I hope are more sane people on Bluesky