I’m down to 1 percent on my phone battery but my god I’ve never felt more ali

Sometimes the consequences of your actions shoot out the side of your neck

I love baseball so god damn much

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.

This is not a joke. This is not normal.

Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

Authoritarians thrive on your silence — be loud — for America.

god is dead

i've had this song stuck in my head for a week happy labor day 💪

And, because things are horrible

here’s Ray Charles serenading Johnny Cash for his birthday.

You’re welcome. 🖤

THE ANGEL OF DEATH HAS SPOKEN

Now comes the war on mental health

Cracker Barrel should go all out, and release a fully vegan menu.

All my best kitchen purchases have been at restaurant supply stores. Forget colorful overpriced Martha Stewart bowls, give me the $2.79 little metal bowls that stack twelve deep in less than six inches any day.

the quiet part out loud: "keeping more money in my pocket than I could ever spend is worth fascism, death, and widespread immiseration"

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Well he's not watching Gaza so there is a good chance God is watching BB

It's amazing I turned out a decent human being

I fffffffucking hate that cause my racist ass family used to call them *slur* toes and it bothered the shit outta me cause like Brazil nuts are the shit why you gotta ruin em with bigotry

Lollol "better than being killed" HE COLLECTED THEIR HANDS

America has fallen

My last girlfriend is a former dancer & she'd occasionally drop some prime nugget of wisdom. If you're working in an establishment and think you're getting cased check their shoes and pants. These guys always wear tactical shoes and/or have apparel with drop pouches. They love that shit.

I feell like she should be screaming "HE KILLED THAT GIRL"

Him and Pritzker

When I was flying into Chicago to go to boot camp the kid next to me was like "whoa the ocean is beautiful I've never seen it before"i was like "dude that's lake michigan" he was floored

LOL LIKE MY LAST THREE SHITTY LAND LORDS

Can confirm sometimes you gotta remind a motherfucker who you are

For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq.

“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”

National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.

A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.

YouTube video by Jesse Welles Join Ice

This guy captures the essence of those who are joining...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM

Like dude just gamble in front of your child it's on your fucking phone