Matt

Igor: Master, did you finish creating life?
Guillaume Del Torro's Dr Frankenstein: yes Igor, real fuckin sexy just like you asked
Igor: what

Sorry, gang. The Leafs must be sacrificed on the altar of Protecting the Blue Jays and Raptors Vibes

This has been confusing me for half a decade now. Maybe it's finally going to end.

In a perfect world, becoming the mayor of the largest city on a continent wouldn't have to be viewed as a springboard position. Just do this one big job very well and be a good link between people and higher levels of power. I dunno. I'd probably hate being president.

Horse Floorlamp, Ikea Attorney

A portable toilet in the Scottish Borders provided by a company called Bordaloo.

🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶

I don't think I've seen a show quite like Eighty-Six 86 until now. Near perfect.

Hardcorn Holly

Coleslaw Jim Duggan

Jake the Steak

Radishing Rick Rude

Mr. Asparagus

Flankind

Rob Van Ham

Rob Van Ham

Flankind

Mr. Asparagus

I'm ready for bed at 8:30, but I won't go to sleep, because I can instead have a second dessert. It's the correct way to do it.

LeHideaki Anno

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

He's into polyscorigamy

When you use a pie server, you become a pie server

Actually seems like it was just throat irritation now because I feel fine again.

Really good of them to give the kid an old man name to really sell it

Hooray, my niece or one of her cousins has given me the gift of Daycare Crud.

Planning to start that one soon, have heard good things.

That's just capitalism exploiting the season to sell Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day merchandise.

As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most

She caught the popemobile and left me a mule to ride