Petra, known digby enjoyer

Putting the beam on "Broad" today. It means that the effects won't be as strong, but they will affect more people.

A medical degree has at least one year of intensive training to prevent you from snickering about serious things like bollocks and arses.

You are all fellow practitioners, to me

Friendly Advice: if you see someone you're acquainted with while you're out and about, you could always try saying hello to them

My foemen worship Cruel Father because they have missed crucial developmental milestones

The lads are practicing call-and-response in the manner of the "Beastie Boys" in the hopes it will win them my favour. Wrong - the only way to win my favour is to fulfil the ore quota

We need a new way, we need new methods.

When someone asks me to "consider the following" I close my eyes and breathe deeply, so the Sylphs of my thought can frolic freely across the Vale of Imagination...

The machine operates by a complex series of gears and cogs, as an Apprentice Knob Polisher you are not allowed to see them, never mind touch them.

It's time for your constitutional walk in the pissing rain - you're too dry

my neighbor: hey bro, been getting really into stair river dancing lately. yeah it’s mostly a night sport

a man in a hooded robe stands in front of a stone arch Alt: Scene from Mortal Kombat 2 showing the Evil Monastery. There's a floating hooded figure at the end of a red carpet floating in front of round windows looking out at fast-moving clouds

It is time to log on

they should make a the cheese from mousetraps but without the mousetrap so you can just eat and enjoy without the mousetrap

Developing a culture of hunting and harvesting delivery robots off the street

Capricorn: Use the upcoming time change to reflect on the passing of years, or to pretend you're in a really ponderous, low-budget sci-fi movie.

Art thou a silk-worm? Dost thou spin thy own shroud out of thyself?

the hovering ziggurats which are somehow always visible on the horizon would like to clarify that this is not, even slightly, a sex thing. their intentions are unknowable and, I cannot stress this enough, entirely nonsexual

quote from that vice guide to partying: “If the tranny doesn't feel loved, she will leave. Then you're fucked.”

a chilling warning to america from 2004 !

No one can agree on whether berries are poisonous are not - I have seen compelling evidence from both sides.

Don't want to see anything about London. Tubes? Nothing to do with me. Keep it to yourselves.

Surgeons, bunch of gut rummagers

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Why certain animals avoid light.

YOU - I'm currently in-between names.

an ocean is a type of angel

when you make fun of unfuckable people, you're also hurting your unfuckable friends. i will not be silent on this matter

remember this

There was one of these at pigeon pit show and dude stood out so bad it was incredible

taking my vizier to the vizier park so he can scheme with the other viziers

Falling down a rabbit hole and, dumbfounded upon only finding a rabbit burrow at the bottom of it, I start interrogating the rabbits to find out what they are hiding.