kimpine2: part 5

Nobody ever keeps their fucking word

Maybe I want to be a guy’s girlfriend and say “I’m not hungry” and not order anything at the restaurant and then have a few bites of the thing he orders (this does not mean I want to be a girl, just that I want to do that specific thing)

Why is it that ppl born after 2000 are so scared of learning how to drive and put it off to their 20s like what’s up with that

Oh you went to the wizards college? You mean tiktok dance school?

I kinda wanna be gotye idk

The superpower I wish I had was the ability to intuitively guess the weight of items and fluids in ounces

Ppl on the web can tell I’m white bc I say shit like “oh dip”

I think I got na moanya

I almost felt bad abt myself and then I remembered I’m a Libra

Guys I had a really good bit I was gonna post but I immediately forgot it can you guys like this post like it was my funny joke and we can all pretend it’s in the room with us like at church

Me when it’s Christmas and open my Christmas presents from under the Christmas tree (brought by Santa) and it’s my autism

Yees

I’m too busy actually snuggling with my cat and making her feel safe and loved to be taking photos of her

I once had a niece and she lived in Nice and she gave me a fleece but it had fleas in the crease

God I love those nyazche comics so much. I’m the little fucked up sallow grey eyed cat from those. That’s literally me that’s my whole deal for sure

I’d be such a bad drug dealer bc I’m too nice and I’d just give the drugs away for free to be nice and to get people to like me

This. “Chill. Guy”. Is. The. Nastiest. Skank. Bitch. I. Have. Ever. Met. Do. Not. Trust. HIM. HE. Is. A. Fugly. Slut

It’s crazy how there aren’t drafts on this app

It’s too late I’ve already depicted you as the black bearded evil mystical vizier and myself as the white bearded old masterful wizard

People always say shit like “audiobooks are impossible if you think at all you miss the book” okay skill issue. Maybe you’re just a bad listener.

I do already currently editorialize my thoughts while in public in case there are mind readers, but that’s more just me trying to be considerate than anything else

I think my social anxiety would be a lot higher if I knew that people could telekinetically throw me through the air

The new op1 looks stupid

I wish I was likeable but ppl kinda hate me

Gaybo Filter

I need to figure out how to keep in touch with people

They will Never convince me to get a masters degree

I saw a beautiful cloud formation the other day

Harry Potter would be good if Ron was trans