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Narrator. Archaeo field research specialist. Improv. Onelinerist. Humanist.

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ICE is affirmative action for Police Academy rejects.

21.11.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 352    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Northern lights over north Phoenix, 11/11/25
#azwx

12.11.2025 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Daaaaamn, totally forgot what itโ€™s like to feel giddy. Like maybe for 365 days?

05.11.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They didnโ€™t drain the swamp. They sold VIP tickets to it.

01.10.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9005    ๐Ÿ” 1916    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 197    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

PRESIDENTIAL ACTIONS
DESIGNATING ANTIFA AS A DOMESTIC TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
Executive Orders
September 22, 2025
Section 1.  Antifa as a Terrorist Threat.  Antifa is a militarist, anarchist enterprise that explicitly calls for the overthrow of the United States Government, law enforcement authorities, and our system of law.  It uses illegal means to organize and execute a campaign of violence and terrorism nationwide to accomplish these goals.  This campaign involves coordinated efforts to obstruct enforcement of Federal laws through armed standoffs with law enforcement, organized riots, violent assaults on Immigration and Customs Enforcement and other law enforcement officers, and routine doxing of and other threats against political figures and activists.  Antifa recruits, trains, and radicalizes young Americans to engage in this violence and suppression of political activity, then employs elaborate means and mechanisms to shield the identities of its operatives, conceal its funding sources and operations in an effort to frustrate law enforcement, and recruit additional members.  Individuals associated with and acting on behalf of Antifa further coordinate with other organizations and entities for the purpose of spreading, fomenting, and advancing political violence and suppressing lawful political speech.  This organized effort designed to achieve policy objectives by coercion and intimidation is domestic terrorism.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/09/designating-antifa-as-a-domestic-terrorist-organization/

PRESIDENTIAL ACTIONS DESIGNATING ANTIFA AS A DOMESTIC TERRORIST ORGANIZATION Executive Orders September 22, 2025 Section 1. Antifa as a Terrorist Threat. Antifa is a militarist, anarchist enterprise that explicitly calls for the overthrow of the United States Government, law enforcement authorities, and our system of law. It uses illegal means to organize and execute a campaign of violence and terrorism nationwide to accomplish these goals. This campaign involves coordinated efforts to obstruct enforcement of Federal laws through armed standoffs with law enforcement, organized riots, violent assaults on Immigration and Customs Enforcement and other law enforcement officers, and routine doxing of and other threats against political figures and activists. Antifa recruits, trains, and radicalizes young Americans to engage in this violence and suppression of political activity, then employs elaborate means and mechanisms to shield the identities of its operatives, conceal its funding sources and operations in an effort to frustrate law enforcement, and recruit additional members. Individuals associated with and acting on behalf of Antifa further coordinate with other organizations and entities for the purpose of spreading, fomenting, and advancing political violence and suppressing lawful political speech. This organized effort designed to achieve policy objectives by coercion and intimidation is domestic terrorism. https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/09/designating-antifa-as-a-domestic-terrorist-organization/

Von Trapp Family in their cute dirndls and lederhosen or whatever.

Von Trapp Family in their cute dirndls and lederhosen or whatever.

Whose yodeling do you like better?

23.09.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 524    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

This. Times a thousand. Again and again.

11.09.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2136    ๐Ÿ” 435    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Apologies for crosspost to the dark place, but this lifetime Brewers fan must share this joy

10.08.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

x.com/brewers/stat...

10.08.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo shows a person holding a basketball. Text overlay: For the WNBA, This Is About More Than Just Green Sex Toys

A photo shows a person holding a basketball. Text overlay: For the WNBA, This Is About More Than Just Green Sex Toys

From @theathletic.com: Humiliation, often lewd or sexual, has long been used as an attempt to make women feel uncomfortable in sports or diminish their place in this space, our columnist writes. These sex toy incidents are another attempt to demean women. nyti.ms/45mJ6Co

08.08.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 187    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Succession fans are having a field day with Roman Roy Elon Musk comparisons after footage of the billionaireโ€™s SpaceX rocket exploding made the rounds on Thursdโ€ฆ

19.06.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

05.06.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44273    ๐Ÿ” 9649    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 516    ๐Ÿ“Œ 542
Come At Me, Bro | Opinion | The Harvard Crimson I propose an alternate strategy: I shall fight Secretary of Education Linda E. McMahon in a televised cage match, the winner of which gets $2.7 billion in federal grants and the power to uphold or des...

www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...

27.05.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The late Pope Francis had a collection of 2000 CDs including Brian Eno's Apollo: Atmospheres & Soundtracks faroutmagazine.co.uk/what-was-in-...

20.05.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
First fault movement ever filmed. M7.9 surface rupture filmed near Thazi, Myanmar
YouTube video by 2025 Sagaing Earthquake Archive First fault movement ever filmed. M7.9 surface rupture filmed near Thazi, Myanmar

I am speechless...
>> First fault movement ever filmed. M7.9 surface rupture filmed near Thazi, Myanmar
m.youtube.com/watch?v=77ub...

12.05.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1911    ๐Ÿ” 664    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 251
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

08.05.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25296    ๐Ÿ” 3605    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 440    ๐Ÿ“Œ 299
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FACT CHECK: TRUE

04.05.2025 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3170    ๐Ÿ” 502    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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This is one of the best ads I have ever seen and I canโ€™t believe I missed it

03.05.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21306    ๐Ÿ” 5005    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 176    ๐Ÿ“Œ 136

Assholes were told they couldn't be assholes anymore, so they decided to tear down the post-WWII world order.

That's basically it, isn't it?

07.04.2025 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 322    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Wisconsin hates Elon so much it could be one of his kids.

02.04.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9969    ๐Ÿ” 1272    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 186    ๐Ÿ“Œ 81
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Pass it on.
#StandWithUkraine

28.02.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80531    ๐Ÿ” 34405    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1182    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1673
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things that annoy me

26.02.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 533    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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This....

25.02.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17647    ๐Ÿ” 6390    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 634    ๐Ÿ“Œ 305
Bus stop poster of Tesla swasticar, Musk doing the Hitler salute and the slogan โ€œfrom 0 to 1939 in three seconds.โ€

Bus stop poster of Tesla swasticar, Musk doing the Hitler salute and the slogan โ€œfrom 0 to 1939 in three seconds.โ€

UK bus stops. #3E #EndOligarchy

25.02.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4070    ๐Ÿ” 829    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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