Niff

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

I like the matte better

It’s nice to feel hope, even for a little, instead of constantly depressed.

The headband and hoodie has me dying. 🤣

I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.

Haha....I thought of him immediately, too. 😂

"Let them eat ballrooms"

Remember when Obama's tan suit had the right clutching their pearls for being "unprofessional"? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I'd be down for OFMD! (already eyeing the Good Omens ones you're working on)

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Golden aspen trees in a forest as the sun peaks through.

Clouds build over mountains. Golden aspens dot the mountains.

An aspen tree with gold leaves along a hiking path.

Mountains and trees reflected in a small lake. The leaves have turned gold and dot the mountainside.

#hikingsky #colorado #autumn

Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."

How about just calling it straight up "corruption" instead of "potential"?

In the immortal words of John Oliver: "Fuck you, make me"

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

a man in a music band shirt is holding a skateboard and asking how do you do fellow kids ALT: a man in a music band shirt is holding a skateboard and asking how do you do fellow kids

Sounded like what someone thinks a 22 year old terminally online person talks like

They'll just use it as an excuse to go after colleges even more than they already are.

Welp, I already saw one blaming the fact that he went to college.

I want off this planet.

Me looking for a bowtie on the ewok 😄

Me not wishing this shit on anyone, but also having zero sympathy for a ghoul who perpetuated this BS.

A trail winds between trees that burned in a 1962 wildfire. Young pines dot the landscape. Mountains rise in the distance.

The charred remains of trees that burned in a wildfire in 1962.

Lake Lincoln, whose shores are surrounded by large boulders and scrubby brush. The wind kicks up small waves on the water and clouds creep over the ridge line.

A rocky path runs between burned trees from a 1962 wildfire. Mountains rise in the distance, most notably, Mount Blue Sky on the left (behind the tallest tree in the photo)

#hikingsky #colorado #rockymountains #arapahonationalforest

I want a slice of that!

Authoritarians thrive on your silence — be loud — for America.

Kennedy curse on the one who really deserves it.

I'm aware that the President likes to go on television and beg me to call him to ask for troops.

I find it strange, as Chicago doesn't want troops.

I also have experience asking him for assistance – just to have the rug pulled up from underneath me when execution meets reality.

Wildflowers bloom on a mountainside, Mount Sniktau rises center in the distance.

A cloud inversion in the Rocky Mountains

A view of a valley in the Rocky Mountains.

The peak of Woods Mountain, as seen from the saddle between Woods and Mount Parnassus.

#hikingsky #rockymountains #hiking #colorado

I didn’t get a shipping email and got mine a couple days ago (in the US)