Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan

exhibit QQQ for why trump voters who said they believed he'd be better on "the economy" were just lying so they didn't have to admit that they wouldn't vote for a black woman

a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

if i never get my blood pressure checked, i'll never have a heart attack

What's the most perfectly cast role in cinema history?

ADL Musk

I spoke with 40+ sources for a look inside the Anti-Defamation League. Here’s some of what I found.

ADL’s gentle response to Elon Musk’s infamous salute was partially driven by his support of Israel. To ADL, that indicated he didn’t have “antisemitic tendencies.” (1/x)

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if you are a government or law enforcement official with access to the epstein files, the only moral thing to do at this point is to leak them.

exactly

no i would want it to be set aside as a lump sum into an irrevocable trust, for discretionary use solely by the CPB. lump sum would cover 10 years of normal operations for the CPB as it currently exists. no billionaire control. just hand the money over.

the thing is that women are generally more intuitive and emotionally intelligent than men are, and starting at a pretty young age are able to pick up on when a man is just doing something to get laid. and in general they find that to be uh unattractive. dudes are NOT slick.

i agree, but because they currently exist they should make themselves useful

thank you. i've been meaning to say that democrats need to spend more time discussing kitchen table issues that impact everyday americans, like fucking.

literally any billionaire has the power to stop this

(man voice, for the last several thousand years of civilization) ooh ooh look at me i'm a man, i'm going to use my physical advantage to subjugate the half of my species that is intellectually & socially superior so that i can feel better about myself, at the expense of everybody's overall wellbeing

Literally the only reason patriarchy has prevailed for thousands of years is because they can do more chin ups than we can, and they care more about being on top as a gender than they care about advancement of the species as a whole

They were doing this with Taylor Swift circa 2015

Listening to Joe Rogan's podcast has really helped me understand how dumb men are

democrats are freaking out, officially, as a party. cory booker is doing a filibuster about it right now. the senators are crying. we are not sending aid to the troops until sydney sweeney answers to the woke

even on the rare occasions when i agree with him i can see where his neighbor was coming from

i barely got anything done

well it does do several useless things, like sing happy birthday if you say "happy birthday to me"

yesterday i tried to dictate a text message while driving my car and the vehicle's "virtual assistant" thought that when i said "that's a big ask" what I wanted to text was "that's a big ass"

the age of AI is here. join or get left in the dust!

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Bessent's facial expression while he's waiting to talk during cable news hits 🤝 my toddler's facial expression when she's pooping

Calling something a conspiracy is a bad way to dismiss it as false or unproven. CONSPIRACIES are real things. What you mean is CONSPIRACY THEORY.

tight

The maximum amount of wealth that anybody is allowed to have is $10 million. Nobody is allowed to own more than one house. Doctor assisted suicide is legal and available in spa-like facilities. We're gonna figure out a way to grow our own cocaine and sell it pure, directly to Americans

Only women are allowed to own or use guns. Vegetarians can claim an exemption on their taxes. Marriage is illegal for anybody under the age of 30. Abortion is free. People over the age of 70 are not eligible to run for public office. Functionally bilingual people get to board airplanes first.

I've been thinking about this more and I think that another part of my platform is that all blonde hair dye and procedures meant to dye hair blonde... are outlawed. No more Viagra or Cialis for men over the age of 50; if God wills your dick to stop working at that age, Man should not interfere.

yuck!