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Semi-regular cheeky push of my old books because poverty isn't a good enough reason to stop everyone in the world screaming for payments 😵‍💫

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£1 or pay what you want! M/m romance, kinda messed up, kinda cute, includes some casual murder and a bj in a Victorian bathing machine.

(The pre-watch is important so that I don't have to filter my Thoughts for spoilers, but I do expect to kept constantly informed of their opinions and reactions via dm.)

I need a friend who will, first, pre-watch all of DGHDA to get a broad grasp of the characters and plot and, then, watch the whole thing again with me allowing me to pause it every time I want to share A Thought.

(If anyone wanted to see pictures of my boobs then TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.)

Do we think that 6 books and ~400k words of fanfiction will last me 7 days in Greece, yay or nay

Always overachieving, me.

Came into work today expecting to have two fights with management - instead I had three!

In a month I am going, for the first time in my life, on a holiday that will mostly involve lying by the pool.

So I am, naturally, downloading absolute reams of fanfiction to my kindle.

Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.

This has over 268k signatures now, and the more, the merrier! If you're in the UK and haven't signed this, please do so! There are two days until a debate date is set, and the weight of numbers is important.

The damage this and the payment processor puritanism are doing is substantial.

Today for the first time I am working from home in my own room instead of the lounge! I'm a Room Person now!

50,000 members of the British Medical Association said the UK Supreme Court's decision was "scientifically illiterate".

Keir Starmer raising his hand, "don't forget about me! I am too!"

Having to watch Fellowship Of The Ring theatrical cut because the extended cut DVDs are packed. Will my troubles never cease etc. etc.

Resolution to appreciate the Things more once we are moved and unpacked.

I miss when all my Things weren't in moving boxes.

His legs spread *startlingly* wide. It was more than a towel alone could handle.

It worked though.

Ten's crevices are dry as a bone 👍

We found our Tenth Doctor action figure while we were packing. He was dusty and needed a bath.

I had to find an innovative method for drying him out again though, because it turns out that Ten has a lot of unexpected crevices.

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This morning I got the Nina Simone song "Sinnerman" mixed up with the spice "cinnamon" so that's exactly how well my brain is functioning right now.

‪WELL SAID THANK YOU SIR @chrisbryant1962.bsky.social‬

These are both great, thank you!!

Ah thanks, those look amazing too! Knitting is my main craft too but I've been slowly learning to sew and wanting to branch out a bit!

I wasn't aware of this company but their patterns are lush! Instant bookmark, thank you!

One more thing that I need to learn how to sew I guess!

(If you have recs for pattern designers who actually know how to design for curvy bodies - especially if they don't just rely on stretch fabrics - drop them below!)

Whyyy are all "formal tops" for plus-sized bodies with boobs just ill-fitting, oversized sacks?

(jk I know exactly why.)

Opening my phone every ~20 minutes while I work to look at azirasheen and take a deep, calming breath.

A mockup of a breaking news page, the background image is an idyllic landscape inlaid with a BTS pic of Michael Sheen as Aziraphale from Good Omens It's caption is BREAKING NEWS EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT RETURN OF AZIRAPHALE MAKES THE WHOLE FANDOM FEEL ALIVE AGAIN

a group of men in a car with one saying oh my god okay it 's totally fine why am i crying ? Alt: a group of men in a car with one saying oh my god okay it 's totally fine why am i crying ?

me looking at the new azirasheen photo: