Shut up Sai

Congrats, South Africa. I’m sure glad you won but I’m over the moon over whom you won because fuck ‘em.

#icc #cricket

Who the fuck bursts fire crackers at 11pm at night? Get ducked and I hope the event you’re celebrating turns to ashes in your mouth.

Guys, guys, in the middle of the euphoria of their first IPL win, let’s not forget what is truly important.

Virat. Kohli. Does. Not. Speak. Fluent. Kannada.

Neither do AbD and Chris Gayle.

And that was okay.

Duck it. Don’t go. It’s not the America of your youth anymore. Come back safe. Stay warm if they ICE you.

Polite head nods and strategic segues into unrelated topics will do it. I’m ready to move on from everything in the world being about America and its president.

I hope you made an extra effort to be as pedantic as possible about indo-pak history 😂.

If you wouldn’t discuss with them the intricacies of the citizenship laws that the NDA has enacted, why would you indulge their ramblings about how much illegal immigration has affected their country?

This cultural AmericaCenterism has to end. They are disengaging from the world. Let them.

Why am I only now finding out that Gus Fring in Breaking Bad was gay?

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BAM! I can do twenty now, btw. Catch up, boy!

Our sentient teleprompter of a Prime Minister apparently addressed the nation at 8pm today. I can tell that no one gave a flying f**k because no one is posting sensational hot takes on LinkedIn.

It's a full body workout so if even one flex point is weak, it'll eff you up. Burpees are when you realize that you are only as strong as your weakest link.

YouTube video by Sai Ramachandran The election of Pope Leo XIV is a historic chance to settle the God vs Money debate #satire #funny

The new Pope’s election is a DIVINE opportunity to settle the God vs Money debate once and for all thanks to his American citizenship.

Apparently, the new Pope is still an American citizen, so the IRS still has its hooks in him!

He prays to God and pays (taxes) to the IRS.

The Pakistan Army’s media wing seems to have studied at the Trump School of Communication 🤣

They felicitate convicted rapists in Gujarat and murderers of missionaries (Graham Staines) on release from jail. Sometimes, being outrageous is the entire point.

Society/politics is maybe not a a circle but at least a horseshoe

Must be so damn confusing to be a Hindutvaliban only to see your government have two women - one of them Muslim!!!!! - be the face of a military campaign

I don’t think RCB is ever getting their “ee saala”. It’s taking a war to prevent it but by god, RCB won’t get that trophy.

#ipl #iplsuspended #indiapak

"surgical" is so 2019. "Precision strike" of the 2025 vintage is what you were looking for.

The old Elon Musk would have argued for an electric signal to announce the (non)selection a new Pope instead of the current polluting method.

The new Elon Musk thinks there aren't enough people on earth and would like future Popes to contribute.

If it is a hellhole, it is a hellhole with unlimited Dharma!

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He clearly doesn't know how to tell believable stories 😂.

Common? They're all famously conservative in a liberal industry. They're like Hollywood's Anupam Khers.

"Surgical" in 2019.
"Precision" in 2025.

Dictionary publishers are the real winners here. Down with Big, Huge, Mega, Large, Sizable Dictionary-Military-Industrial Complex!!!!

Picture shows a newspaper cliping where families of senior income tax and police officials at an IPL cricket match clashed on who deserves which VIP seats.

Since the Income Tax side demanding a portion of the seats for itself AND the police side responding with intimidation and sexual harassment are both acting according to their character(“prarabhdham”), this incident increases dharma overall and is approved by the scriptures.

#viswaguruAsAService

Glenn Greenwald is a walking talking own goal.

But seriously, why the hell is Rwanda taking in deportees? Could they be seeing immigration like the “trillion dollar check lying on the ground” economists say it is? Is their birth rate collapsing? Why?🤔

Rwanda is in talks to take in deportees from the US. Earlier, they were taking in deportees from the UK.

This is one interpretation of “Hotel Rwanda” I was not expecting.

Deccan Herald quoted Omar Abdullah saying that this attack could be a turning point in Kashmir’s terror troubles.

Article 370 seems to have worked.

But by 24 points? Wtf did he do to piss off so many Canadians?

Jagmeet Singh is losing by 24 points in Canada's election?!? Crazy!