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@samreich.bsky.social once upon a time I had a bag that looked like Tony the Talking Clock from DHMIS. The strap broke when I went into knee surgery and my mom threw it away thinking I could get another one.

So I’m just saying, if you need merch ideas, I’d love to have that bag again.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOST ALL MY AUDIBLE PURCHASES?!

@samreich.bsky.social idk who can make this happen but my mom suggested that Jacob Wysocki should play John Candy if they ever make a biopic of him bc he’s hilarious and perfect

I might have just gotten dope ass facial scars from a seven year old. As long as nobody asks how I got them I’ll look cool.

A rainbow-colored shield against a white background, emblazoned with an em dash on its center. A ribbon runs along the bottom reading "Defend the Em Dash".

A rainbow-colored shield against a rainbow background, emblazoned with an em dash on its center. A ribbon runs along the bottom reading "Defend the Em Dash".

You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.

My occupational therapist said I constantly have my shoulders raised & that’s why my back is so stiff. But now making sure I’m keeping them lowered all day is exhausting. No longer being tense all the time winds me because I’m not used to it.

I feel like that says something deeper.

I don’t know how, but Alastor’s conversation with Rosie is why Lilith called her daughter back. Either Rosie is Lilith or Rosie can get in contact with Lilith or SOMETHING and Alastor said “ok fuck I’m evil but give her a break Charlie’s pathetic”

Posting this for future validation

@imkeithdavid.bsky.social idk how you did it but somehow you made husk such a huggable character that “come back” was so very sad 😭 thank you for your service sir

Iconic, sir. Now I shall get back to watching your radio murder guy do his thing. Thank you for your service.

@amirtalai.bsky.social my good sir just scrolling through your IMDb credits… just how many times have you played a character ALSO named Amir?

Idk who’s talking but someone should do a welfare check on her she sounds like she’s going. Tf do you mean “American oil” is cleaner than our competitors is our ground magical or some shit?

Prepare for my live skeeting of the Epstein vote #epsteinfiles

Prediction: someone is going to get sucker punched live on C-SPAN. #epsteinfiles

Gianmarco Soresi, Lisa Gilroy, Jenny Tian

Please can someone be nice and tell me Angel’s gonna be okay? I wish there had been a TW on this episode bc I’m not okay.

There has to be a happy ending right? Please? That’s the rule.

This is why I hate watching TV.

Please can someone just tell me they’re gonna be okay

#hazbinhotel

Call me crazy, but I fully believe that what lesbian porn is for straight men, BL is for straight women.

I should clarify I’m a bi gender fluid BL/GL fan.

@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social has now been on Hasan. When worlds collide. I cannot wait to watch this.

And also as a fun perk I’m now one degree away from Hasan since I met Gianmarco after his Plano show (and gave him unusable crowd work material)

Quoted tweet that says “are bad.“ The original tweet says “2025 starts with WTF, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. The last time this happened was in 2020. We’re probably fine though right?“

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

@farmersdog.bsky.social please make Farmer’s Cat food, my cat keeps fighting for a bite

Make it three I dare you

I’m just gonna pretend it’s Stephen Miller bc I’ll believe he’s got an amoeba in his brain

Oh my bad I thought it was present day welp lol

A review on StoryGraph. “Your review for: You Weren’t Meant to Be Human by Andrew Joseph White”. Five stars. Tagged as challenging, dark, emotional, sad, tense, and fast-paced. Plot or Character Driven: A mix. Strong character development: Yes. Lovable characters: No. Diverse cast of characters: Yes. Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated. The review starts: “A warning to all: this is by far the hardest AJW book to read. It’s gross, nauseating, gut wrenching, and I loved it. I love how gruesome and unrelenting this is, how it does not pull punches, it gets into the darkness of a mind and shows you its bleeding innards. And AJW always does that, but this one is different, I think because it’s an adult novel. I’m afraid to admit that I don’t think a character has seen all of the dark parts of” The rest is continued on the next image.

Text continued from previous image: “me that I keep tucked away into the grooves of my brain the way Crane has. What does that say about me? What the fuck am I supposed to tell my therapist? “Read this book and I’m sorry if it makes you vomit but I’m afraid the only way people will ever know me fully is if they understand it from someone who can phrase it in more eloquent words than I ever could.” One thing that I am so very glad of is that” The rest continues in a spoiler block that says: “Crane does not hate his daughter. When he holds her, he does not feel the urge to throw her in the garbage disposal. Some paternal instincts trudge their way out of the darkness and up to the surface, and it hurts that the only way Sophie can live a good life is if it ends early. He did what he did because he loves her. Like I loved my Sylvia.” There is a section for content warnings but it is cut off.

My review of “You Weren’t Meant to Be Human” by @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social spoilers in the second image

Sorry I keep tagging you in so many posts btw.

Also you were right, that acknowledgements was perfect.

A review on StoryGraph. “Your review for: You Weren’t Meant to Be Human by Andrew Joseph White”. Five stars. Tagged as challenging, dark, emotional, sad, tense, and fast-paced. Plot or Character Driven: A mix. Strong character development: Yes. Lovable characters: No. Diverse cast of characters: Yes. Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated. The review starts: “A warning to all: this is by far the hardest AJW book to read. It’s gross, nauseating, gut wrenching, and I loved it. I love how gruesome and unrelenting this is, how it does not pull punches, it gets into the darkness of a mind and shows you its bleeding innards. And AJW always does that, but this one is different, I think because it’s an adult novel. I’m afraid to admit that I don’t think a character has seen all of the dark parts of” The rest is continued on the next image.

Text continued from previous image: “me that I keep tucked away into the grooves of my brain the way Crane has. What does that say about me? What the fuck am I supposed to tell my therapist? “Read this book and I’m sorry if it makes you vomit but I’m afraid the only way people will ever know me fully is if they understand it from someone who can phrase it in more eloquent words than I ever could.” One thing that I am so very glad of is that” The rest continues in a spoiler block that says: “Crane does not hate his daughter. When he holds her, he does not feel the urge to throw her in the garbage disposal. Some paternal instincts trudge their way out of the darkness and up to the surface, and it hurts that the only way Sophie can live a good life is if it ends early. He did what he did because he loves her. Like I loved my Sylvia.” There is a section for content warnings but it is cut off.

My review of “You Weren’t Meant to Be Human” by @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social spoilers in the second image

Sorry I keep tagging you in so many posts btw.

Also you were right, that acknowledgements was perfect.

If I had a nickel for every time @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social wrote some fucked up gory surgical bathtub scene… I’d have twoooooo nickels

@ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social when you say “conspiracy theories he DOES believe, like the vice president having a brain-eating amoeba (because why else would he be acting this way)” you can’t be talking about Harris right? Or is it Biden since he WAS a vice president. Which VP is this referencing? lol

Him, Dani Martineck, Raphael Corkhill (absolutely goated), the trio that read HFWU, they’re all fucking stellar.

Also I’m on chapter 26 of YWMTBH and I just kinda wanna puke

“(Turns out twenty-week fetuses do actually kind of look like the Eraserhead baby if you squint, tilt your head, and are a horrible person.)

Good to know @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social and I’ve been laughing at this line for the last twelve minutes

Also how do you always get the best audiobook readers

This is the first time I’ve ever legitimately thought I was reading an onion article