mostlybenignalien

I want to go to a book club, but I don't want to read any of the books ive seen in book clubs but I still want to discuss the books impending and hear about other books, so what I really want are friends
#booksky

I like tucking my lab coat sleeves under my gloves, but then when I take my ppe off I have rings around my wrists like ive been held captive for medical science

My husband just called it the vagussy

Dead bird on the floor of a Ross

Shop til you drop at Ross

I finally timed it and I get to work 3 minutes faster now that I commute in traffic, its like fury road every morning

You ever try to blow on something w a mask on? Makes me want to look in the camera like I'm on the office

Someone at work took my exercise ball from the wellness room, it has my initials written on it in sharpie

Just call it chocolate chickpea spread, it's not hummus

Adorable peaceful baby phase is over, he just cries now 😭

Period cramps are such insult to injury, not only am I not pregnant like I want to be, I'm in physical pain about it

I think this is my period, not implantation bleeding. Devastated right now

The world's 10 richest people (nearly all from the U.S.) are collectively $500 billion richer this year thanks to growth in stocks tied to AI.

Meanwhile, data centers are sucking up communities’ water and electricity.

AI is making the rich even richer while everyone else pays the price.

I hope this is implantation bleeding, I don't remember it being so dark last time

It's insanely cute when my son smiles in his sleep

Please give it a little kiss on the forehead for me

Infants by nature are inconsiderate

I love my baby boy, but he keeps cockblocking me and mamma has needs

My son is 92nd percentile for height, he's gonna be huge XD

I have diarrhea of the normal place one gets diarrhea

No one is happier to see me than my husband and infant son when I come home from work 10/10 best feeling ever

I keep forgetting my husband's thermos when I go to work, I like bringing him coffee when I come home and the disposable cups weigh on my psyche

Stayed at friends over the weekend with baby, he has now sat around a fire pit and approves of this activity

I got the promotion I applied for at work! I'm sad to say goodbye to third shift, I'll miss the differential
#healthcare

I want to be pregnant so bad, its fucked up there's such a small window to make it happen

Triad by Sheila Finch is really fun so far, but there's a lot of characters and not nearly enough descriptions of them so it's hard to keep track. Might be easier on a reread
#booksky

Reading Triad by Sheila Finch and coupled with having read her book Infinity's Web, I am convinced she has done a lot of psychedelics
#booksky

So I finished Crystal Singer and I owned Crystal Line, but the 2nd book Killashandra is elusive, not at the library or my regular used bookstore
#booksky

My mom just called Independence Day a relatively new film

Im just watching my mom trying to connect the smart TV and its really entertaining bc I don't care, but oh boy

I don't want to complain, but I'm really good at it, and there's just so very many things to complain about