Ian Phillip

That red velvet cake actually does look like velvet. Sofa and spoon at the ready.

Post a banger that isnt in english. youtu.be/QNQfnns99gE?...

“Map Ref 41 Degrees N 93 Degrees W” by Wire

He did a grand job. I hope things go well for him in MLS.

Well that was a rollercoaster!

Great performance and result, but it’s not the January games that will define Carrick’s time in charge, it’s the ones in February. Do it against Fulham, Spurs, Everton and West Ham. Then I’ll get properly excited.

With @philippeauclair.bsky.social and @brewin.bsky.social I hope?

Sad, but it’d become inevitable. I wish him well, and will remember the cup triumph with joy.

It bounced off him a few times. Not sure that counts though.

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go

Finding this news late, and all I have to say is that you’re an absolute fucking rockstar. I’ll miss Monkey Cage, but more power to you for prioritising your humanity over your biggest gig.

It was never going to be anybody else. Well, it’ll be a party.

When is the cassette version dropping? My old Nakamichi is hungry for some love too.

Good for you.

I’m a big stroker post on Reddit

How am I only just discovering that fans of The Strokes refer to themselves as strokers?!! cc @sniffpetrol.com @smithandsniff.bsky.social

I’ve had no issues with their chargers, apart from ones that are out of order. The app can get in the bin tho. Best to use the Octopus Electroverse app or card with them. Makes it much simpler.

£130m spent on players who score a pen against Grimsby. Bargain.

You are aware that this will be a penalty shootout with Onana between the sticks, right?

When you’re too straight to use moisturiser so they call it FACE PROTECTOR - like bullets will bounce off you after slapping on some Nivea.

@bandcamp.com C’mon. Be better than this. #AIFraud

In an ever changing world it’s reassuring to know that Spurs are still gonna Spurs.

Err, are you 100% sure the Rodius was a Ken Greenley design? I know he did the Musso but I’ve read that it was Steve Park you took the blame for the Rodius. The same Steve Park who did the AU Falcon!

If you don’t get a sponsorship offer from Yuasa now then there’s no justice.

Arguably the greatest thing ever committed to print

With Man Utd eventually getting the Mbeumo deal over the line, does that mean Utd-focused journalists will finally need to agree on how to pronounce his surname?

Bravo Liverpool.

This is the way.

Perhaps ‘inexplicably popular’ was over the word limit?

Does he fancy the Scotland job? Asking for a friend.

Will Barry be pouring one out for Sir Dave Brailsford as he exits the politburo of bullshit to steal a living elsewhere?