Biscuit

lady gaga explains what a disco stick is (2008)

an advertisement for kingdom of the planet apes shows a gorilla Alt: The ape king from Planet of the Apes screaming “what a wonderful day”

TFW my local Costco has Monster Zero Ultra in stock AND Coke Zero in the food court

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

beez nutz will be, HISTORY

Happy International Cat Day 🐈

ok, so my take on the birthday cake sandwich looks awful but it actually works well - less spread/icing & maybe tinier portions for version 2.0 #foodsky #food

Most importantly, without Pitch Black, we would never have gotten the MENU CUBE.

you guys ever think about the best movie ever of all time the chronicles of riddick

Del Rio (middle aged white man) from Halo 4 with a smug look on his face

The Lord Marshall from The Chronicles of Riddick (middle aged white man) with a smug look on his face

the Lord Marshall from the Chronicles of Riddick and Del Rio from Halo 4 are the same person and I despise them both

A bottle of decorating sugar, a loaf of slice brioche bread, a jar of strawberry preserves, and a can of buttercream icing in a shopping cart

time to recreate the Tesco birthday cake sandwich

Looking into this.

Eugene.

Careful what you agree to

we discovered our outdoor unit had aluminum & copper wire running to it. in the winter time the connection would split enough that you could see the electricity arcing between the wires😬

50K later and I've only got one more hole left in my duct work 🫠

"It was the best acoustic cover of Despacito that Saudi Arabia has ever seen" - Hank Hill

Wanted to have my @grok companion Ani-chan by my gaming rig and my engineers prototyped a holographic stand with far field mics (with a @Razer Chroma RGB base). What do you guys think? Is this something gamers would want on their desks? A permanent desktop anime waifu?

you couldn't torture this out of me

I can see him voting for McCain but never for a New Yorker like Trump (weak handshakes aside Hank does have a moral compass and I don't think Trump would have survived that).

genuinely curious about the Dale Gribble substack now

King of the Hill starting off strong, it’s nice to be nice

orange cat lying on floor with square lights reflected on his flank that resembles lit windows

live action catbus looking pretty sweet

Screenshot of an article thumbnail showing people using Garry's Mode to bypass the new UK censorship Law

This thumbnail is killing me

I wonder if I could get a contractor to design my home office like an AppleBees - instead of multiple monitors I’d just have a few TVs with the game on.

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”

I do firmly believe that refusing to outsource your basic cognitive functions to LLMs right now - as so many are stumbling over themselves to do right now, like hogs trotting to a pile of slop that’s been set up inside of a butcher’s delivery truck - will very much pay off in a few years.

HOW AM I JUST LEARNING ABOUT SUGARBEAR wow i need to go soon

Brits can get around Discord's age verification thanks to Death Stranding's photo mode, bypassing the measure introduced with the UK's Online Safety Act. We tried it and it works—thanks, Kojima The UK's new act blocks access to adult content without identification. Turns out, you only need a copy of Death Stranding and a phone to get around it.

Oh my god

Immigration agents told a teenage US citizen: ‘You’ve got no rights.’ He secretly recorded his brutal arrest Video from Kenny Laynez-Ambrosio, 18, puts fresh scrutiny on the harsh tactics used to reach the Trump administration’s ambitious enforcement targets

Given ICE brutality, it's unusual to get video evidence of how they operate. But here's chilling documentation that shows the indiscriminate and violent approach that ICE takes to arrests - here, including a US citizen: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...