Alyssa

Google changing the voice of hey Google to a man and not allowing me to change it back is the worst thing that had ever happened to me

so when i first started at my current school i made a dress for then spanish day out of crepe paper and glue so i could be a pinata, ad while it lived through 2 lovely versions of that event it wasn't going to make it to a third, and let me just say the new one i am making out of ribbons?? very fun!

Honestly we are mere moments away from solving this via instagram poll cause I'm literally going insane

Day 27 of attempting to find a cute half marathon outfit and at this point I am more stressed about what i am going to wear than the race itself and that is saying something

Is there any worse feeling than going to the shops with the plan to buy an outfit and not being able to because NOTHING!! IS!! CUTE!!

I got some random calf pain I can't seem to shake, haven't slept properly in like a week and feel like I'm five second away from coming down with the end of term cold

17 days from the end of term + half marathon day and my body is 100% falling apart beneath me

Frantically researching the effects of eating ice cream while running because I just mapped out a 21 course that hits 4 different messinas and honestly that seems like optimum fueling to me

oh no

Made the mistake of rocking up at the nike store post long run and got the pleasure of fighting for my fucking life on the momentum treadmill to try their new shoes

I so thought it was going to rain this morning and now I am stuck running with a fucking jacket for over an hour

Emotionally reflecting on the fact that I in fact did not buy the lovely cardigan I have had my eye on for ages even with it being on sale because "I want a new pair of running shoes"

It's almost 30 degrees and 75% humidity I truly feel bad about this

quote heard as they walked back down the stairs "i want to ring my mum and cry" which honestly? fair.

Sitting on the floor just watching as the kitchen delivery men literally consider death having to carry everything up the stairs 700 times

anyway here are my silly little running videos www.tiktok.com/@lyssakates feel free to fake engagement for the meme

the something being entry into a sold out race but alas the only serious social media following i have is on the bird app and even i refuse to sell out that hard

whenever someone i know views my tiktok its just like please look away I'm trying to cook something here

Saying goodbye to my old kitchen by baking one last thing ( a peach and vanilla cheesecake) and having one last sing along (short and sweet deluxe)

Constructing a mini kitchen (moving my fridge, coffee machine and microwave to the living room) because it's big kitchen construction time (my little water damaged cupboards are getting torn out and replaced)

There was an entire conversation about how we should all wear our friendship bracelets on our garmin hands and it was truly the worst moment of my week

The same parents TWO HOURS after their plan touches down - *crickets*

Parents when catch an international flight and don't text them within 0.2 seconds of the plan touching down, as you are stepping off the plane, as you are waiting at security, as you get your bag and as you get to your transport - "we just want to know if you are okay"

Need everyone to know how immensely cute the run club girlies are like matching outfits AND galentines friendship braclets

Wearing my most fetching oversized hockey shirt and my old running shorts to brave church street on valentines day in a quest to acquire dinner

Left my watch at home by accident and now I have to suffer the indignity of using strava on my phone at run club

As someone from a rare 1 team city what do you mean sydney has NINE nrl teams

Looking at all the clips from broad street rn and I stand by my long stated view that the biggest thing wrong with Australia sports team is ghe fact that every major city is a multi team city and so a championship can never shut a place down in quite the same way we see overseas

Rejecting this idea based on the fact that I saw what they dredged out of the river last year and I personally could not be paid to swim in that

It would appear that my planned running route is currently in the river