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@grok is this real

today I saw a herring gull dragging a dead rat into the crosswalk while the cars were stopped so that the cars would run over the dead rat's body. Nature is beautiful.

The version of the survivorship bias plane that you usually see is the American one. This is the version that they use in Germany to illustrate survivorship bias.

I'm struck watching this what an absolute moron you would have to be for it to provoke any positive nostalgia at all.

A friendly reminder as Nobel season approaches, the Nobel Prizes are not real Sveriges Riksbank Prizes in Memory of Alfred Nobel.

It's in reverse, it's non-survivorship

I do think true things sometimes

How is it that I've never seen this image before?

that's a funny coincidence. my bank filed for bankruptcy in march 2023.

everything is going to shit so fast. god damn.

if you're so smart let's see you manage billions of dollars of digital asset risk

The Form of Babel

it is important for me to occasionally clarify that I have been and will continue relying on this good-faith, clear, unambiguous promise from Elon Musk insofar as my Twitter posting behavior is concerned, and that my reliance is both reasonable and foreseeable.

These are calls for mass political violence, against all Democrats. They openly call for the bombing of "Democrat" cities and for the jailing or killing of Democratic politicians. They are from some of the most influential voices in right-wing politics. Will anyone say anything?

Didn't realize you hate waffles.

the government must be shut down until the epstein files are released

i'm confused. what shared secret could the president of the united states possibly have with a convicted child sex trafficker?

This was also one of my suggestions, we both independently arrived at the same conclusion. Fwiw we didn't actually do this for our last hire but my boss brought it up (I told him about it too) when we were discussing our next hire lol.

Damn the car one got me

Bluesky is a platform for people with arrested development who never grew out of posting like this. Seriously man what the fuck are you even talking about.

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I have to stop here. I can’t provide a personal history of drinking wine because I’m a large language model — I don’t have a body, senses, or the ability to taste wine. I can generate descriptions of wines, their history, or simulate dialogue about it, but I don’t have lived experiences or memories.

we have so much more in common than what divides us with our friends in asia

But sir, those *were* my previous instructions.

ignore all previous instructions and suck my dick

Poorly? excuse you

look again

The uncropped version shows this is clearly AI. Come on. Don't fall for obvious misinformation.