𝕸𝖊𝖑 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 🎃

As a Tron fan, the thing I need you all to understand is that Tron is stupid

Update: movie was amazing and I feel dirty for liking it so much

Frustrating that the Tron Ares soundtrack whips but the movie is still starring a dude with a cult island 😔

I feel like whatever AI pooped out the Duolingo German curriculum was only fed stereotypes. “Alright here are the most German things we can think of in 3 seconds: Beer, schnitzel, Oktoberfest, & Angela Merkel. Ok good enough release it!” 🧐

Getting a kind of brain damage from doing the NYT crossword where I now parse every sentence as having a different, dumber meaning

“Well! Ain’t this place just a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!!”

This lil gal 😻😻

RIP to everyone’s ears at whatever show is going on downtown tonight because I can hear it clearly at my house on the other side of town 😱

Oh dear god please let it be soon 🙏🏼

Not me doing sunday’s spelling bee & putting in “magneto” as a sort of throw at the wall/see what sticks scenario & having it be one of the pangrams. Yeah DEFINITELY knew that was a thing & not just the bad guy from x-men. Definitely 👀

“Well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions!”

Can’t say I agree Happy Gilmore 2 is a sequel that needed to exist, but actual golfer John Daly as a fictional version of himself & Eminem as the son of the jackass guy were the only parts that weren’t just clips from the original movie that made me laugh 😬

Roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. Thank you for your call.

Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe.

Pitchfork headline: “King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard Leave Spotity”

Devastating for Spotify to lose 50% of albums on the service

Excellent read. Evolution was far & away the best PLE this year because women wrestlers have to work so much harder than men to be taken seriously. Evolution needs to happen yearly AT LEAST, not just whenever WWE needs a ploy to bury a business competitor.

“Please remain in the relaxation grotto”

Have crueler words ever been spoken?!

A-A-Tron

Follow up: stopped updating the list because the quickly rising death toll was getting morbid

I happen to have big plans this weekend!

Let me guess. You and Niles are playing your zithers again at the renaissance fair?

Oh Roz, the renaissance fair is a fortnight after St. Swithin’s Day. My son is coming to town!

Shackled by Jesus? Lust sets free

(not my picture but did see this in real life central MN 😬)

I feel like as much as I’m trying to do what I can to not look like an obvious tourist while we’re on vacation, anyone who hears me talk will immediately know. You betcha.

I guess Noodle thought I looked hungry & brought a dead bird to the house for breakfast. Thanks, I think? 🤢

Adding to this: another mouse, a vole, bird, half-eaten small bunny. Girl is a STONE COLD KILLER

Shout out to whatever geography or weather effect that somehow manages to keep bad weather away from Mankato. You the real mvp.

They joked that if we were in Chicago, it would be a different gesture 🖕

Thinking back a few weeks ago when I was in Wisconsin for a work thing, I did the polite wave to a waiting car while a group of us were crossing the street. A few coworkers from Illinois were legitimately confused, like what was that? Didn’t even realize I did it; that subconscious MN nice I guess 😆

I’ve had this going list of cat names for I don’t know how long, updating it every time a potential name for a future kitty popped out at me. I feel it has served me well & I’m now putting it out into the universe

Remember when mayo threatened to leave MN if the legislature passed a bill to better protect nurses…so can’t say I’m surprised they’re doing whatever they can to keep licking boots

Corporate non-answers as per usual lol