Nah

edited screenshot from Over the Garden Wall. Greg a little kid with an upside-down teapot on his head (and now cow ears and cow horns) holds up a a lump-with-handle cow tool with a silly face pa8nted 8n it in front of his own face and says, "it's a lump fact!"

it's Over the Pasture Fence season

#owls

all birds are pilots

Timberwolves are woofing this

(they were fully alive and thriving when she gave them to me🫥)

Wtf

Thinking about how in elementary school I'd bring my teachers flowers from the garden 🥹

a loaf of bread with a face and the words praise the loaf below it ALT: a loaf of bread with a face and the words praise the loaf below it

something about eating like 20 bread bites is so satisfying

thinkin about a breakfast sandwich

either my hands and/or my house smell like chikn strips

x-cuse u Mr flivolostic and tetenemic

a cat is playing in a kitchen sink with a faucet . ALT: a cat is playing in a kitchen sink with a faucet .

When u do the dishes but then the dishes that don't fit in the washer are basically another load of dishes so you do them by hand

To which a 3rd coworker, easily 15 years older than us said 'I am a foreigner and even I know what Coachella is'

In a big group chat. To which another coworker asked 'have you never heard of Coachella before?'
'No I have no clue what it is, it keeps showing up in my newsfeed'

Today one of my coworkers, who's maybe a few years older than me, genuinely asked what a Coachella is.

And???

It was SO GOOD

starwood harlot

thinking about a ravioli

Watched it several years ago, didn't understand it!

I DONT *GET* IT

Even though Mulholland drive came out in 2001 and Twin Peaks ended in 1993, it *feels* similar

Very early David Lynch coded, even got Twin Peaks sounding music

Also watching Mulholland Drive for the first time is interesting. Can't wait to see what happens!

Lmao just realized I've been mixing up the names Justin Theroux and Justin Trudeau for several years

we can panic, for fun

"icebergs can't split steel hulls"

Did you learn about wind in kindergarten?

Bill NYE the Science New Year's Eve

The whole 'no more bugs splattered on your windshield' as an indicator of overall bug population decline haunts me